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nd forever if the noise did not cease。 This dire threat being duly reported to the two Misses Teetum hadit was afterward  learnedso affected them both that Miss Ann had gone to bed with a chill and Miss Sarah had warded off another with a bowl of hot camomile tea。

This story; true as it undoubtedly was; did not entirely clear up the situation。 One part of it sorely puzzled McFudd。 Why did Miss Euphemia need Mrs。 Van Tassell's protection; and why should the loss of it stir Miss Ann to so violent an outburst? This question no member of the Skylarks could answer。

The solution came that very night; and in the most unexpected way; Waller bearing the glad tidings。

Miss Euphemia; ignoring them all; was to be married  at St。 Mark's at 6 P。M。 on the following Monday; and Mrs。 Van Tassell was to take charge of the wedding  reception in the front parlor! The groom was the strange young man who had sat for some days beside Miss Euphemia; passing as Miss Ann's nephew; and who really was a well…to…do druggist with a shop on Astor Place。 All of the regular boarders of the house were to be invited。

The explosion of this matrimonial bomb so cleared the air of all doubt as to the guilt of Mrs。 Van Tassell; that a secret meeting; attended by every member of the Skylarks; was at once held in Waller's room with the result that Miss Ann's invitations to the wedding were unanimously accepted。 Not only would the resident members goso the original resolution ran but the non…resident and outside members would also be on hand to do honor to Miss Euphemia and her distinguished chaperone。 This amendment being accepted; McFudd announced in a sepulchral tone that; owing to the severity of the calamity and to the peculiarly painful circumstances which surrounded their esteemed fellow…skylarker; the Honorable Sylvester  Ruffle…shirt Tomlins; his fellow…members would wear crape on their left arms for thirty days。 This also was carried unanimously; every man except Ruffle…shirt Tomlins breaking out into the 〃Dead Man's Chorus〃a song; McFudd explained; admirably  fitted to the occasion。

When the auspicious night arrived; the several dress…suits of the members were duly laid out on the piano and hung over the chairs; and each gentleman proceeded to array himself in costume befitting the occasion。 Waller; who weighed 200 pounds; squeezed himself into McFudd's coat and trousers (McFudd weighed 150); the trousers reaching a little below the painter's knees。 McFudd wrapped Waller's coat about his thin girth and turned up the bagging legs; of the unmentionables six inches above his shoes。 The assorted costumes of the other members were equally grotesque。 The habiliments themselves were of proper cut and make; according to the standards of the timespike…tailed coats; white ties; patent… leather pumps; and the customary trimmings; but the effects produced were as ludicrous as they were incongruous; though the studied bearing of the gentlemen  was meant to prove their unconsciousness of the fact。

The astonishment that rested on Mrs。 Van Tassell's  face when this motley group filed into the parlor and with marked and punctilious deference paid their respects to the bride; and the wrath that flashed in Miss Euphemia's eyes; became ever after part of the traditions of the club。 Despite Mrs。 Van Tassell's protest against the uproar on the top floor; she had invariably spoken in high terms to her friends and intimates of these very boarderstheir acquaintance was really part of her social capitalcommenting at the same time upon their exalted social and artistic positions。 In fact; many of her own special guests had attended the wedding solely in the hope of being brought into more intimate relations with this  distinguished group of painters; editors; and musicians; some of whom were already being talked about。

When; however; McFudd stood in the corner of Miss Teetum's parlor like a half…scared boy; pulling out the fingers of Waller's kid gloves; an inch too long for him; and Waller; Fred; and my Lord Cockburn  stumbled over the hearth…rug one after the other; and Oliver; feeling like a guilty man and a boor; bowed and scraped like a dancing…master; and Bowdoin the painter; and Simmons and Fog…horn Cranch; talked platitudes with faces as grave as  undertakers; the expectant special guests invited by Mrs。 Van Tassell began to look upon her encomiums  as part of an advertising scheme to fill Miss Teetum's rooms。

The impression made upon the Teetum contingent by the appearance and manners of the several members even Oliver's reputation was ruinedwas equally disastrous。 It was; perhaps; best voiced by the druggist groom; when he informed Mrs。 Van T。 from behind his lemon…colored glovethat 〃if that was the gang he had heard so much of; he didn't want no more of 'em。〃

But these and other jollifications were not long to continue。 Causes infinitely more serious were at work undermining the foundations of the Skylarks。 The Lodge of Poverty; to which they all belonged; gay as it had often been; was slowly closing its door; the unexpected; which always hangs over life; was about to happen; the tie which bound these men together  was slowly loosening。 Its members might give the grip of fellowship to other members in other lodges over the globe; but no longer in this one on the top floor of the house on Union Square。

One morning McFudd broke the seal of an important… looking letter bearing a Dublin post…mark on the upper right…hand corner of the envelope; and the family crest on its flap。 For some moments he sat still; looking straight before him。 Then two tears stole out and glistened on his lashes。

〃Boys;〃 he said; slowly; 〃the governor says I must come home;〃 and he held up a steamer ticket and a draft that barely equalled his dues for a month's board and washing。

That night he pawned his new white overcoat with the bone buttons and velvet collarthe one his father had sent him; and which had been the envy of every man in the club; and invested every penny of the proceeds in a supper to be given to the Skylarks。 The invitation ran as follows:

Mr。 Cornelius McFudd respectively requests the pleasure of your presence at an informal wake to be held in honor of a double…breasted overcoat; London cut。 The body and tail will be the ducks; and the two sleeves and velvet  collar the Burgundy。

Riley's: 8 p。m。 Third floor back。

The following week he packed his two tin boxes; boarded the Scotia; and sailed for home。


The keystone having dropped out; it was not long before the balance of the structure came down about the ears of the members。 My Lord Cockburn the following  week was ordered South by the bank to look after some securities locked up in a vault in a Georgia trust company; and which required a special messenger  to recover themthe growing uneasiness in mercantile circles over the political outlook of the country having assumed a serious aspect。 Cockburn  had to swim rivers; he wrote Oliver in his first letter; and cross mountains on horseback; and sleep in a negro hut; besides having a variety of other  experiences; to say nothing of several hair…breadth escapes; none of which availed him; as he returned home after all; without the bonds。

These financial straws; indicating the direction and force of the coming political winds; began to accumulate。  The lull before the hurricanethe stagnation  in commercial circlesbecame so ominous that soon the outside members and guests of the club ceased coming; being diligently occupied in earning their bread; and then Simmons sent the piano home it had been loaned to him by reason of his profession  and positionand only Fog…horn Cranch; Waller;  Fred; Oliver; and Ruffle…shirt Tomlins were left。 Alter a while; Waller gave up his room and slept in his studio and got his meals at the St。 Clair; or went without them; so light; by reason of the hard times; was the demand for sheep pictures of Waller's particular  make。 And later on Tomlins went abroad; and Cranch moved West。 And so the ruin of the club was complete; and so; too; this merry band of roysterers; with one or two exceptions; passes out of those pages。

Dear boys of the long ago; what has become of you all since those old days in that garret…room on 

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