anecdotes of the late samuel johnson-第13章
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nd condemned it loudly as a blow to the general power of the Church； and likely to be followed with many and dangerous innovations； which might at length become fatal to religion itself； and shake even the foundation of Christianity。 The gentleman seemed to wonder and delight in his conversation。 The talk was all in Latin； which both spoke fluently； and Mr。 Johnson pronounced a long eulogium upon Milton with so much ardour； eloquence； and ingenuity； that the Abbe rose from his seat and embraced him。 My husband； seeing them apparently so charmed with the company of each other； politely invited the Abbe to England； intending to oblige his friend； who； instead of thanking； reprimanded him severely before the man for such a sudden burst of tenderness towards a person he could know nothing at all of； and thus put a sudden finish to all his own and Mr。 Thrale's entertainment from the company of the Abbe Roffette。
When at Versailles the people showed us the theatre。 As we stood on the stage looking at some machinery for playhouse purposes： 〃Now we are here； what shall we act； Mr。 JohnsonThe Englishman at Paris？〃 〃No； no；〃 replied he； 〃we will try to act Harry the Fifth。〃 His dislike to the French was well known to both nations； I believe； but he applauded the number of their books and the graces of their style。 〃They have few sentiments；〃 said he； 〃but they express them neatly； they have little meat； too； but they dress it well。〃 Johnson's own notions about eating； however； were nothing less than delicate： a leg of pork boiled till it dropped from the bone； a veal pie with plums and sugar； or the outside cut of a salt buttock of beef； were his favourite dainties。 With regard to drink； his liking was for the strongest； as it was not the flavour； but the effect； he sought for； and professed to desire； and when I first knew him； he used to pour capillaire into his port wine。 For the last twelve years； however； he left off all fermented liquors。 To make himself some amends； indeed； he took his chocolate liberally； pouring in large quantities of cream； or even melted butter； and was so fond of fruit； that though he usually ate seven or eight large peaches of a morning before breakfast began； and treated them with proportionate attention after dinner again； yet I have heard him protest that he never had quite as much as he wished of wall…fruit； except once in his life； and that was when we were all together at Ombersley； the seat of my Lord Sandys。 I was saying to a friend one day； that I did not like goose； 〃one smells it so while it is roasting；〃 said I。 〃But you； madam；〃 replies the Doctor； 〃have been at all times a fortunate woman； having always had your hunger so forestalled by indulgence； that you never experienced the delight of smelling your dinner beforehand。〃 〃Which pleasure；〃 answered I pertly； 〃is to be enjoyed in perfection by such as have the happiness to pass through Porridge Island of a morning。〃 〃Come； come；〃 says he； gravely； 〃let's have no sneering at what is serious to so many。 Hundreds of your fellow…creatures； dear lady； turn another way； that they may not be tempted by the luxuries of Porridge Island to wish for gratifications they are not able to obtain。 You are certainly not better than all of THEM； give God thanks that you are happier。〃
I received on another occasion as just a rebuke from Mr。 Johnson； for an offence of the same nature； and hope I took care never to provoke a third； for after a very long summer； particularly hot and dry； I was wishing naturally but thoughtlessly for some rain to lay the dust as we drove along the Surrey roads。 〃I cannot bear；〃 replied he； with much asperity and an altered look； 〃when I know how many poor families will perish next winter for want of that bread which the present drought will deny them； to hear ladies sighing for rain； only that their complexions may not suffer from the heat； or their clothes be incommoded by the dust。 For shame！ leave off such foppish lamentations； and study to relieve those whose distresses are real。〃
With advising others to be charitable； however； Dr。 Johnson did not content himself。 He gave away all he had； and all he ever had gotten； except the two thousand pounds he left behind； and the very small portion of his income which he spent on himself； with all our calculation； we never could make more than seventy； or at most four…score pounds a year； and he pretended to allow himself a hundred。 He had numberless dependents out of doors as well as in； who； as he expressed it； 〃did not like to see him latterly unless he brought 'em money。〃 For those people he used frequently to raise contributions on his richer friends； 〃and this；〃 says he； 〃is one of the thousand reasons which ought to restrain a man from drony solitude and useless retirement。 Solitude；〃 added he one day； 〃is dangerous to reason； without being favourable to virtue： pleasures of some sort are necessary to the intellectual as to the corporeal health； and those who resist gaiety will be likely for the most part to fall a sacrifice to appetite； for the solicitations of sense are always at hand； and a dram to a vacant and solitary person is a speedy and seducing relief。 Remember；〃 concluded he； 〃that the solitary mortal is certainly luxurious； probably superstitious； and possibly mad： the mind stagnates for want of employment； grows morbid； and is extinguished like a candle in foul air。〃 It was on this principle that Johnson encouraged parents to carry their daughters early and much into company： 〃for what harm can be done before so many witnesses？ Solitude is the surest nurse of all prurient passions； and a girl in the hurry of preparation； or tumult of gaiety； has neither inclination nor leisure to let tender expressions soften or sink into her heart。 The ball； the show； are not the dangerous places： no； it is the private friend； the kind consoler； the companion of the easy； vacant hour； whose compliance with her opinions can flatter her vanity； and whose conversation can just soothe； without ever stretching her mind； that is the lover to be feared。 He who buzzes in her ear at court or at the opera must be contented to buzz in vain。〃 These notions Dr。 Johnson carried so very far； that I have heard him say； 〃If you shut up any man with any woman； so as to make them derive their whole pleasure from each other； they would inevitably fall in love； as it is called； with each other； but at six months' end； if you would throw them both into public life； where they might change partners at pleasure； each would soon forget that fondness which mutual dependence and the paucity of general amusement alone had caused； and each would separately feel delighted by their release。〃
In these opinions Rousseau apparently concurs with him exactly； and Mr。 Whitehead's poem； called 〃Variety；〃 is written solely to elucidate this simple proposition。 Prior likewise advises the husband to send his wife abroad； and let her see the world as it really stands：
〃Powder； and pocket…glass； and beau。〃
Mr。 Johnson was indeed unjustly supposed to be a lover of singularity。 Few people had a more settled reverence for the world than he； or was less captivated by new modes of behaviour introduced； or innovations on the long…received customs of common life。 He hated the way of leaving a company without taking notice to the lady of the house that he was going； and did not much like any of the contrivances by which ease had lately been introduced into society instead of ceremony； which had more of his approbation。 Cards； dress； and dancing； however； all found their advocate in Dr。 Johnson； who inculcated； upon principle； the cultivation of those arts which many a moralist thinks himself bound to reject； and many a Christian holds unfit to be practised。 〃No person；〃 said he one day； 〃goes under…dressed till he thinks himself of consequence enough to forbear carrying the badge of his rank upon his back。〃 And in answer to the arguments urged by Puritans； Quakers； etc。； against showy decorations of the human figure； I once heard him exclaim； 〃Oh； let us not be found； when our Master calls us； ripping the lace off our waistcoats； but the spirit of contention from our souls and to
