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always　in　labour。　Come　to　me；　then；　woman！come　to　me；　Eva！



With　this　the　author　began　to　dip　into　that　fertile　inkpot；　where

there　was　a　brain…fluid；　concocted　by　virtues　from　on　high　in　a

talismanic　fashion。　From　one　cup　there　came　serious　things；　which

wrote　themselves　in　brown　ink；　and　from　the　other　trifling　things；

which　merely　gave　a　roseate　hue　to　the　pages　of　the　manuscript。　The

poor　author　has　often；　from　carelessness；　mixed　the　inks；　now　here；

now　there；　but　as　soon　as　the　heavy　sentences；　difficult　to　smooth；

polish；　and　brighten　up；　of　some　work　suitable　to　the　taste　of　the　day

are　finished；　the　author；　eager　to　amuse　himself；　in　spite　of　the

small　amount　of　merry　ink　remaining　in　the　left　cup；　steals　and　bears

eagerly　therefrom　a　few　penfuls　with　great　delight。　These　said　penfuls

are；　indeed；　these　same　Droll　Tales；　the　authority　on　which　is　above

suspicion；　because　it　flows　from　a　divine　source；　as　is　shown　in　this

the　author's　naive　confession。



Certain　evil…disposed　people　will　still　cry　out　at　this；　but　can　you

find　a　man　perfectly　contented　on　this　lump　of　mud？　Is　it　not　a　shame？

In　this　the　author　has　wisely　comported　himself　in　imitation　of　a

higher　power；　and　he　proves　it　by　/atqui/。　Listen。　Is　it　not　most

clearly　demonstrated　to　the　learned　that　the　sovereign　Lord　of　worlds

has　made　an　infinite　number　of　heavy；　weighty；　and　serious　machines

with　great　wheels；　large　chains；　terrible　notches；　and　frightfully

complicated　screws　and　weights　like　the　roasting　jack；　but　also　has

amused　Himself　with　little　trifles　and　grotesque　things　light　as

zephyrs；　and　has　made　also　naive　and　pleasant　creations；　at　which　you

laugh　directly　you　see　them？　Is　it　not　so？　Then　in　all　eccentric

works；　such　as　the　very　spacious　edifice　undertaken　by　the　author；　in

order　to　model　himself　upon　the　laws　of　the　above…named　Lord；　it　is

necessary　to　fashion　certain　delicate　flowers；　pleasant　insects；　fine

dragons　well　twisted；　imbricated；　and　colourednay；　even　gilt；

although　he　is　often　short　of　goldand　throw　them　at　the　feet　of　his

snow…clad　mountains；　piles　of　rocks；　and　other　cloud…capped

philosophers；　long　and　terrible　works；　marble　columns；　real　thoughts

carved　in　porphyry。



Ah！　unclean　beasts；　who　despise　and　repudiate　the　figures；　phantasies；

harmonies；　and　roulades　of　the　fair　muse　of　drollery；　will　you　not

pare　your　claws；　so　that　you　may　never　again　scratch　her　white　skin；

all　azure　with　veins；　her　amorous　reins；　her　flanks　of　surpassing

elegance；　her　feet　that　stay　modestly　in　bed；　her　satin　face；　her

lustrous　features；　her　heart　devoid　of　bitterness？　Ah！　wooden…heads；

what　will　you　say　when　you　find　that　this　merry　lass　springs　from　the

heart　of　France；　agrees　with　all　that　is　womanly　in　nature；　has　been

saluted　with　a　polite　/Ave/！　by　the　angels　in　the　person　of　their

spokesman；　Mercury；　and　finally；　is　the　clearest　quintessence　of　Art。

In　this　work　are　to　be　met　with　necessity；　virtue；　whim；　the　desire　of

a　woman；　the　votive　offering　of　a　stout　Pantagruelist；　all　are　here。

Hold　your　peace；　then；　drink　to　the　author；　and　let　his　inkstand　with

the　double　cup　endow　the　Gay　Science　with　a　hundred　glorious　Droll

Tales。



Stand　back　then；　curs；　strike　up　the　music！　Silence；　bigots；　out　of

the　way；　dunces！　step　forward　my　merry　wags！my　little　pages！　give

your　soft　hand　to　the　ladies；　and　tickle　theirs　in　the　centre　in　a

pretty　manner；　saying　to　them；　〃Read　to　laugh。〃　Afterwards　you　can

tell　them　some　mere　jest　to　make　them　roar；　since　when　they　are

laughing　their　lips　are　apart；　and　they　make　but　a　faint　resistance　to

love。







PERSEVERANCE　IN　LOVE



During　the　first　years　of　the　thirteenth　century　after　the　coming　of

our　Divine　Saviour　there　happened　in　the　City　of　Paris　an　amorous

adventure；　through　the　deed　of　a　man　of　Tours；　of　which　the　town　and

even　the　king's　court　was　never　tired　of　speaking。　As　to　the　clergy；

you　will　see　by　that　which　is　related　the　part　they　played　in　this

history；　the　testimony　of　which　was　by　them　preserved。　This　said　man；

called　the　Touranian　by　the　common　people；　because　he　had　been　born　in

our　merry　Touraine；　had　for　his　true　name　that　of　Anseau。　In　his

latter　days　the　good　man　returned　into　his　own　country　and　was　mayor

of　St。　Martin；　according　to　the　chronicles　of　the　abbey　of　that　town；

but　at　Paris　he　was　a　great　silversmith。



But　now　in　his　prime；　by　his　great　honesty；　his　labours；　and　so　forth；

he　became　a　citizen　of　Paris　and　subject　of　the　king；　whose　protection

he　bought；　according　to　the　custom　of　the　period。　He　had　a　house　built

for　him　free　of　all　quit…rent；　close　the　Church　of　St。　Leu；　in　the　Rue

St。　Denis；　where　his　forge　was　well…known　by　those　in　want　of　fine

jewels。　Although　he　was　a　Touranian；　and　had　plenty　of　spirit　and

animation；　he　kept　himself　virtuous　as　a　true　saint；　in　spite　of　the

blandishments　of　the　city；　and　had　passed　the　days　of　his　green　season

without　once　dragging　his　good　name　through　the　mire。　Many　will　say

this　passes　the　bounds　of　that　faculty　of　belief　which　God　has　placed

in　us　to　aid　that　faith　due　to　the　mysteries　of　our　holy　religion；　so

it　is　needful　to　demonstrate　abundantly　the　secret　cause　of　this

silversmith's　chastity。　And；　first　remember　that　he　came　into　the　town

on　foot；　poor　as　Job；　according　to　the　old　saying；　and　unlike　all　the

inhabitants　of　our　part　of　the　country；　who　have　but　one　passion；　he

had　a　character　of　iron；　and　persevered　in　the　path　he　had　chosen　as

steadily　as　a　monk　in　vengeance。　As　a　workman；　he　laboured　from　morn

to　night；　become　a　master；　he　laboured　still；　always　learning　new

secrets；　seeking　new　receipts；　and　in　seeking；　meeting　with　inventions

of　all　kinds。　Late　idlers；　watchmen；　and　vagrants　saw　always　a　modest

lamp　shining　through　the　silversmith's　window；　and　the　good　man

tapping；　sculpting；　rounding；　distilling；　modeling；　and　finishing；

with　his　apprentices；　his　door　closed　and　his　ears　open。　Poverty

engendered　hard　work；　hard　work　engendered　his　wonderful　virtue；　and

his　virtue　engendered　his　great　wealth。　Take　this　to　heart；　ye

children　of　Cain　who　eat　doubloons　and　micturate　water。　If　the　good

silversmith　felt　himself　possessed　with　wild　desires；　which　now　in　one

way；　now　another；　seize　upon　an　unhappy　bachelor　when　the　devil　tries

to　get　hold　of　him；　making　the　sign　of　the　cross；　the　Touranian

hammered　away　at　his　metal；　drove　out　the　rebellious　spirits　from　his

brain　by　bending　down　over　the　exquisite　works　of　art；　little

engravings；　figures　of　gold　and　silver　forms；　with　which　he　appeased

the　anger　of　his　Venus。　Add　to　this　that　this　Touranian　was　an　artless

man；　of　simple　understanding；　fearing　God　above　all　things；　then

robbers；　next　to　that　of　nobles；　and　more　than　all；　a　disturbance。

Although　if　he　had　two　hands；　he　never　did　more　than　one　thing　at　a

time。　His　voice　was　as　gentle　as　that　of　a　bridegroom　before　marriage。

Although　the　clergy；　the　military；　and　others　gave　him　no　reputation

for　knowledge；　he　knew　well　his　mother's　Latin；　and　spoke　it　correctly

without　waiting　to　be　asked。　Latterly　the　Parisians　had　taught　him　to

walk　uprightly；　not　to　beat　the　bush　for　others；　to　measure　his

passions　by　the　rule　of　his　revenues；　not　to　let　them　take　his　leather

to　make　other's　shoes；　to　trust　no　one　farther　then　he　could　see　them；

never　to　say　what　he　did；　and　always　to　do　what　he　said；　never　to

spill　anything　but　water；　to　have　a　better　memory　than　flies　usually


have；　to　keep　his　hands　to　himself；　to　do　the　same　with　his　purse；　to

avoid　a　crowd　at　the　corner　of　a　street；　and　sell　his　jewels　for　more

than　they　cost　him；　all　things；　the　sage　observance　of　which　gave　him

as　much　wisdom　as　he　had　need　of　to　do　business　comfortably　and

pleasantly。　And　so　he　did；　without　troubling　anyone　else。　And　watching

this　good　little　man　unobserved；　many　said；



〃By　my　faith；　I　should　like　to　be　this　jeweller；　even　were　I　obliged

to　splash　myself　up　t