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of　Bonne…C　stated　to　the　king　that　their　wives　were　ashamed　to

be　thus　called　in　public　assemblies；　the　king　answered　that　they　would

lose　a　great　deal；　because　there　is　a　great　deal　in　a　name。

Nevertheless；　he　granted　the　letters。　After　that　this　race　was　known

by　this　name；　and　founded　families　in　many　provinces。　The　first　Sieur

de　Bonne…C　lived　another　27　years；　and　had　another　son　and　two

daughters。　But　he　grieved　much　at　becoming　rich；　and　no　longer　being

able　to　pick　up　a　living　in　the　street。



From　this　you　can　obtain　finer　lessons　and　higher　morals　than　from　any

story　you　will　read　all　your　life　longof　course　excepting　these

hundred　glorious　Droll　Talesnamely；　that　never　could　adventure　of

this　sort　have　happened　to　the　impaired　and　ruined　constitutions　of

court　rascals；　rich　people　and　others　who　dig　their　graves　with　their

teeth　by　over…eating　and　drinking　many　wines　that　impair　the

implements　of　happiness；　which　said　over…fed　people　were　lolling

luxuriously　in　costly　draperies　and　on　feather　beds；　while　the　Sieur

de　Bonne…Chose　was　roughing　it。　In　a　similar　situation；　if　they　had

eaten　cabbage；　it　would　have　given　them　the　diarrhoea。　This　may　incite

many　of　those　who　read　this　story　to　change　their　mode　of　life；　in

order　to　imitate　Vieux　par…Chemins　in　his　old　age。







ODD　SAYINGS　OF　THREE　PILGRIMS



When　the　pope　left　his　good　town　of　Avignon　to　take　up　his　residence

in　Rome；　certain　pilgrims　were　thrown　out　who　had　set　out　for　this

country；　and　would　have　to　pass　the　high　Alps；　in　order　to　gain　this

said　town　of　Rome；　where　they　were　going　to　seek　the　/remittimus/　of

various　sins。　Then　were　to　be　seen　on　the　roads；　and　the　hostelries；

those　who　wore　the　order　of　Cain；　otherwise　the　flower　of　the

penitents；　all　wicked　fellows；　burdened　with　leprous　souls；　which

thirsted　to　bathe　in　the　papal　piscina；　and　all　carrying　with　them

gold　or　precious　things　to　purchase　absolution；　pay　for　their　beds；

and　present　to　the　saints。　You　may　be　sure　that　those　who　drank　water

going；　on　their　return；　if　the　landlords　gave　them　water；　wished　it　to

be　the　holy　water　of　the　cellar。



At　this　time　the　three　pilgrims　came　to　this　said　Avignon　to　their

injury；　seeing　that　it　was　widowed　of　the　pope。　While　they　were

passing　the　Rhodane；　to　reach　the　Mediterranean　coast；　one　of　the

three　pilgrims；　who　had　with　him　a　son　about　10　years　of　age；　parted

company　with　the　others；　and　near　the　town　of　Milan　suddenly　appeared

again；　but　without　the　boy。　Now　in　the　evening；　at　supper；　they　had　a

hearty　feast　in　order　to　celebrate　the　return　of　the　pilgrim；　who　they

thought　had　become　disgusted　with　penitence　through　the　pope　not　being

in　Avignon。　Of　these　three　roamers　to　Rome；　one　had　come　from　the　city

of　Paris；　the　other　from　Germany；　and　the　third；　who　doubtless　wished

to　instruct　his　son　on　the　journey；　had　his　home　in　the　duchy　of

Burgundy；　in　which　he　had　certain　fiefs；　and　was　a　younger　son　of　the

house　of　Villers…la…Faye　（Villa　in　Fago）；　and　was　named　La　Vaugrenand。

The　German　baron　had　met　the　citizen　of　Paris　just　past　Lyons；　and

both　had　accosted　the　Sire　de　la　Vaugrenand　in　sight　of　Avignon。



Now　in　this　hostelry　the　three　pilgrims　loosened　their　tongues；　and

agreed　to　journey　to　Rome　together；　in　order　the　better　to　resist　the

foot　pads；　the　night…birds；　and　other　malefactors；　who　made　it　their

business　to　ease　pilgrims　of　that　which　weighed　upon　their　bodies

before　the　pope　eased　them　of　that　which　weighed　upon　their

consciences。　After　drinking　the　three　companions　commenced　to　talk

together；　for　the　bottle　is　the　key　of　conversation；　and　each　made

this　confessionthat　the　cause　of　his　pilgrimage　was　a　woman。　The

servant　who　watched　their　drinking；　told　them　that　of　a　hundred

pilgrims　who　stopped　in　the　locality；　ninety…nine　were　travelling　from

the　same　thing。　These　three　wise　men　then　began　to　consider　how

pernicious　is　woman　to　man。　The　Baron　showed　the　heavy　gold　chain　that

he　had　in　his　hauberk　to　present　to　Saint　Peter；　and　said　his　crime

was　such　that　he　would　not　get　rid　of　with　the　value　of　two　such

chains。　The　Parisian　took　off　his　glove；　and　exposed　a　ring　set　with　a

white　diamond；　saying　that　he　had　a　hundred　like　it　for　the　pope。　The

Burgundian　took　off　his　hat；　and　exhibited　two　wonderful　pearls；　that

were　beautiful　ear…pendants　for　Notre…Dame…de…Lorette；　and　candidly

confessed　that　he　would　rather　have　left　them　round　his　wife's　neck。



Thereupon　the　servant　exclaimed　that　their　sins　must　have　been　as

great　as　those　of　Visconti。



Then　the　pilgrims　replied　that　they　were　such　that　they　had　made　a

solemn　vow　in　their　minds　never　to　go　astray　again　during　the

remainder　of　their　days；　however　beautiful　the　woman　might　be；　and

this　in　addition　to　the　penance　which　the　pope　might　impose　upon　them。



Then　the　servant　expressed　her　astonishment　that　all　had　made　the　same

vow。　The　Burgundian　added；　that　this　vow　had　been　the　cause　of　his

lagging　behind；　because　he　had　been　in　extreme　fear　that　his　son；　in

spite　of　his　age；　might　go　astray；　and　that　he　had　made　a　vow　to

prevent　people　and　beasts　alike　gratifying　their　passions　in　his

house；　or　upon　his　estates。　The　baron　having　inquired　the　particulars

of　the　adventure；　the　sire　narrated　the　affair　as　follows：



〃You　know　that　the　good　Countess　Jeane　d'Avignon　made　formerly　a　law

for　the　harlots；　who　she　compelled　to　live　in　the　outskirts　of　the

town　in　houses　with　window…shutters　painted　red　and　closed。　Now

passing　in　my　company　in　this　vile　neighbourhood；　my　lad　remarked

these　houses　with　closed　window…shutters；　painted　red；　and　his

curiosity　being　arousedfor　these　ten…year　old　little　devils　have

eyes　for　everythinghe　pulled　me　by　the　sleeve　and　kept　on　pulling

until　he　had　learnt　from　me　what　these　houses　were。　Then；　to　obtain

peace；　I　told　him　that　young　lads　had　nothing　to　do　with　such　places；

and　could　only　enter　them　at　the　peril　of　their　lives；　because　it　was

a　place　where　men　and　women　were　manufactured；　and　the　danger　was　such

for　anyone　unacquainted　with　the　business　that　if　a　novice　entered；

flying　chancres　and　other　wild　beasts　would　seize　upon　his　face。　Fear

seized　the　lad；　who　then　followed　me　to　the　hostelry　in　a　state　of

agitation；　and　not　daring　to　cast　his　eyes　upon　the　said　bordels。

While　I　was　in　the　stable；　seeing　to　the　putting　up　of　the　horses；　my

son　went　off　like　a　robber；　and　the　servant　was　unable　to　tell　me　what

had　become　of　him。　Then　I　was　in　great　fear　of　the　wenches；　but　had

confidence　in　the　laws；　which　forbade　them　to　admit　such　children。　At

supper…time　the　rascal　came　back　to　me　looking　no　more　ashamed　of

himself　than　did　our　divine　Saviour　in　the　temple　among　the　doctors。



〃'Whence　comes　you？'　said　I　to　him。



〃'From　the　houses　with　the　red　shutters；'　he　replied。



〃'Little　blackguard；'　said　I；　'I'll　give　you　a　taste　of　the　whip。'



〃Then　he　began　to　moan　and　cry。　I　told　him　that　if　he　would　confess

all　that　had　happened　to　him　I　would　let　him　off　the　beating。



〃'Ha；'　said　he；　'I　took　care　not　to　go　in；　because　of　the　flying

chancres　and　other　wild　beasts。　I　only　looked　through　the　chinks　of

the　windows；　in　order　to　see　how　men　were　manufactured。'



〃'And　what　did　you　see？'　I　asked。



〃'I　saw；'　said　he；　'a　fine　woman　just　being　finished；　because　she　only

wanted　one　peg；　which　a　young　worker　was　fitting　in　with　energy。

Directly　she　was　finished　she　turned　round；　spoke　to；　and　kissed　her

manufacturer。'



〃'Have　your　supper；'　said　I；　and　the　same　night　I　returned　into

Burgundy；　and　left　him　with　his　mother；　being　sorely　afraid　that　at

the　first　town　he　might　want　to　fit　a　peg　into　some　girl。〃



〃These　children　often　make　these　sort　of　answers；〃　said　the　Parisian。

〃One　of　my　neighbour's　children　revealed　the　cuckoldom　of　his　father

by　a　reply。　One　day　I　asked；　to　see　if　he　was　well　instructed　at

school　in　religious　matters；　'What　is　hope？'　'One　of　the