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with ampial satisfaction to my own feelings!’ But; in the end; a
compromise was effected; and Mrs。 Crupp consented to achieve
this feat; on condition that I dined from home for a fortnight
afterwards。
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And here I may remark; that what I underwent from Mrs。
Crupp; in consequence of the tyranny she established over me;
was dreadful。 I never was so much afraid of anyone。 We made a
compromise of everything。 If I hesitated; she was taken with that
wonderful disorder which was always lying in ambush in her
system; ready; at the shortest notice; to prey upon her vitals。 If I
rang the bell impatiently; after half…a…dozen unavailing modest
pulls; and she appeared at last—which was not by any means to be
relied upon—she would appear with a reproachful aspect; sink
breathless on a chair near the door; lay her hand upon her
nankeen bosom; and become so ill; that I was glad; at any sacrifice
of brandy or anything else; to get rid of her。 If I objected to having
my bed made at five o’clock in the afternoon—which I do still
think an uncomfortable arrangement—one motion of her hand
towards the same nankeen region of wounded sensibility was
enough to make me falter an apology。 In short; I would have done
anything in an honourable way rather than give Mrs。 Crupp
offence; and she was the terror of my life。
I bought a second…hand dumb…waiter for this dinner…party; in
preference to re…engaging the handy young man; against whom I
had conceived a prejudice; in consequence of meeting him in the
Strand; one Sunday morning; in a waistcoat remarkably like one
of mine; which had been missing since the former occasion。 The
‘young gal’ was re…engaged; but on the stipulation that she should
only bring in the dishes; and then withdraw to the landing…place;
beyond the outer door; where a habit of sniffing she had
contracted would be lost upon the guests; and where her retiring
on the plates would be a physical impossibility。
Having laid in the materials for a bowl of punch; to be
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compounded by Mr。 Micawber; having provided a bottle of
lavender…water; two wax…candles; a paper of mixed pins; and a
pincushion; to assist Mrs。 Micawber in her toilette at my dressing…
table; having also caused the fire in my bedroom to be lighted for
Mrs。 Micawber’s convenience; and having laid the cloth with my
own hands; I awaited the result with composure。
At the appointed time; my three visitors arrived together。 Mr。
Micawber with more shirt…collar than usual; and a new ribbon to
his eye…glass; Mrs。 Micawber with her cap in a whitey…brown
paper parcel; Traddles carrying the parcel; and supporting Mrs。
Micawber on his arm。 They were all delighted with my residence。
When I conducted Mrs。 Micawber to my dressing…table; and she
saw the scale on which it was prepared for her; she was in such
raptures; that she called Mr。 Micawber to come in and look。
‘My dear Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; ‘this is luxurious。
This is a way of life which reminds me of the period when I was
myself in a state of celibacy; and Mrs。 Micawber had not yet been
solicited to plight her faith at the Hymeneal altar。’
‘He means; solicited by him; Mr。 Copperfield;’ said Mrs。
Micawber; archly。 ‘He cannot answer for others。’
‘My dear;’ returned Mr。 Micawber with sudden seriousness; ‘I
have no desire to answer for others。 I am too well aware that
when; in the inscrutable decrees of Fate; you were reserved for
me; it is possible you may have been reserved for one; destined;
after a protracted struggle; at length to fall a victim to pecuniary
involvements of a complicated nature。 I understand your allusion;
my love。 I regret it; but I can bear it。’
‘Micawber!’ exclaimed Mrs。 Micawber; in tears。 ‘Have I
deserved this! I; who never have deserted you; who never WILL
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desert you; Micawber!’
‘My love;’ said Mr。 Micawber; much affected; ‘you will forgive;
and our old and tried friend Copperfield will; I am sure; forgive;
the momentary laceration of a wounded spirit; made sensitive by a
recent collision with the Minion of Power—in other words; with a
ribald Turncock attached to the water…works—and will pity; not
condemn; its excesses。’
Mr。 Micawber then embraced Mrs。 Micawber; and pressed my
hand; leaving me to infer from this broken allusion that his
domestic supply of water had been cut off that afternoon; in
consequence of default in the payment of the company’s rates。
To divert his thoughts from this melancholy subject; I informed
Mr。 Micawber that I relied upon him for a bowl of punch; and led
him to the lemons。 His recent despondency; not to say despair;
was gone in a moment。 I never saw a man so thoroughly enjoy
himself amid the fragrance of lemon…peel and sugar; the odour of
burning rum; and the steam of boiling water; as Mr。 Micawber did
that afternoon。 It was wonderful to see his face shining at us out of
a thin cloud of these delicate fumes; as he stirred; and mixed; and
tasted; and looked as if he were making; instead of punch; a
fortune for his family down to the latest posterity。 As to Mrs。
Micawber; I don’t know whether it was the effect of the cap; or the
lavender…water; or the pins; or the fire; or the wax…candles; but she
came out of my room; comparatively speaking; lovely。 And the lark
was never gayer than that excellent woman。
I suppose—I never ventured to inquire; but I suppose—that
Mrs。 Crupp; after frying the soles; was taken ill。 Because we broke
down at that point。 The leg of mutton came up very red within;
and very pale without: besides having a foreign substance of a
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gritty nature sprinkled over it; as if it had had a fall into the ashes
of that remarkable kitchen fireplace。 But we were not in condition
to judge of this fact from the appearance of the gravy; forasmuch
as the ‘young gal’ had dropped it all upon the stairs—where it
remained; by the by; in a long train; until it was worn out。 The
pigeon…pie was not bad; but it was a delusive pie: the crust being
like a disappointing head; phrenologically speaking: full of lumps
and bumps; with nothing particular underneath。 In short; the
banquet was such a failure that I should have been quite
unhappy—about the failure; I mean; for I was always unhappy
about Dora—if I had not been relieved by the great good humour
of my company; and by a bright suggestion from Mr。 Micawber。
‘My dear friend Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; ‘accidents will
occur in the best…regulated families; and in families not regulated
by that pervading influence which sanctifies while it enhances
the—a—I would say; in short; by the influence of Woman; in the
lofty character of Wife; they may be expected with confidence; and
must be borne with philosophy。 If you will allow me to take the
liberty of remarking that there are few comestibles better; in their
way; than a Devil; and that I believe; with a little division of labour;
we could accomplish a good one if the young person in attendance
could produce a gridiron; I would put it to you; that this little
misfortune may be easily repaired。’
There was a gridiron in the pantry; on which my morning
rasher of bacon was cooked。 We had it in; in a twinkling; and
immediately applied ourselves to carrying Mr。 Micawber’s idea
into effect。 The division of labour to which he had referred was
this:—Traddles cut the mutton into slices; Mr。 Micawber (who
could do anything of this sort to perfection) covered them with
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pepper; mustard; salt; and cayenne; I put them on the gridiron;
turned them with a fork; and took them off; under Mr。 Micawber’s
direction; and Mrs。 Micawber heated; and continually stirred;
some mushroom ketchup in a little saucepan。 When we had slices
enough done to begin upon; we fell…to; with our s