a book of scoundrels(流浪之书)-第13章
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when the clerk of Newgate and Gregory the Hangman fought upon her
side？
For others the arbiter of life and death； she was only thrice in an
unexampled career confronted with the law。 Her first occasion of arrest
was so paltry that it brought discredit only on the constable。 This jack…
in…office； a very Dogberry； encountered Moll returning down Ludgate Hill
from some merry…making； a lanthorn carried pompously before her。
Startled by her attire he questioned her closely； and receiving insult for
answer； promptly carried her to the Round House。 The customary
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garnish made her free or the prison； and next morning a brief interview
with the Lord Mayor restored Moll to liberty but not to forgetfulness。
She had yet to wreak her vengeance upon the constable for a
monstrous affront； and hearing presently that he had a rich uncle in
Shropshire； she killed the old gentleman （in imagination） and made the
constable his heir。 Instantly a retainer； in the true garb and accent of the
country； carried the news to Dogberry； and sent him off to Ludlow on the
costliest of fool's errands。 He purchased a horse and set forth joyously；
as became a man of property； he limped home； broken in purse and spirit；
the hapless object of ridicule and contempt。 Perhaps he guessed the
author of this sprightly outrage； but Moll； for her part； was far too finished
a humorist to reveal the truth； and hereafter she was content to swell the
jesting chorus。
Her second encounter with justice was no mere pleasantry； and it was
only her marvellous generalship that snatched her career from untimely
ruin and herself from the clutch of Master Gregory。 Two of her
emissaries had encountered a farmer in Chancery Lane。 They spoke with
him first at Smithfield； and knew that his pocket was well lined with bank…
notes。 An improvised quarrel at a tavern…door threw the farmer off his
guard； and though he defended the money； his watch was snatched from
his fob and duly carried to Moll。 The next day the victim； anxious to
repurchase his watch； repaired to Fleet Street； where Moll generously
promised to recover the stolen property。 Unhappily security had
encouraged recklessness； and as the farmer turned to leave he espied his
own watch hanging among other trinkets upon the wall。 With a rare
discretion he held his peace until he had called a constable to his aid； and
this time the Roaring Girl was lodged in Newgate； with an ugly crime laid
to her charge。
Committed for trial； she demanded that the watch should be left in the
constable's keeping； and； pleading not guilty when the sessions came
round； insisted that her watch and the farmer's were not the same。 The
farmer； anxious to acknowledge his property； demanded the constable to
deliver the watch； that it might be sworn to in open court； and when the
constable put his hand to his pocket the only piece of damning evidence
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had vanished； stolen by the nimble fingers of one of Moll's officers。
Thus with admirable trickery and a perfect sense of dramatic effect she
contrived her escape； and never again ran the risk of a sudden discovery。
For experience brought caution in its train； and though this wiliest of
fences lived almost within the shadow of Newgate； though she was as
familiar in the prison yard as at the Globe Tavern； her nightly resort； she
obeyed the rules of life and law with so precise an exactitude that
suspicion could never fasten upon her。 Her kingdom was midway
between robbery and justice。 And as she controlled the mystery of
thieving so； in reality； she meted out punishment to the evildoer。 Honest
citizens were robbed with small risk to life or property。 For Moll always
frowned upon violence； and was ever ready to restore the booty for a fair
ransom。 And the thieves； driven by discipline to a certain humanity；
plied their trade with an obedience and orderliness hitherto unknown。
Moll's then was no mean achievement。 Her career was not circumscribed
by her trade； and the Roaring Girl； the daredevil companion of the wits
and bloods； enjoyed a fame no less glorious than the Queen of Thieves。
‘Enter Moll in a frieze jerkin and a black safeguard。' Thus in the old
comedy she comes upon the stage； and truly it was by her clothes that she
was first notorious。 By accident a woman； by habit a man； she must
needs invent a costume proper to her pursuits。 But she was no shrieking
reformer； no fanatic spying regeneration in a pair of breeches。 Only in
her attire she showed her wit； and she went to a bull…baiting in such a
dress as well became her favourite sport。 She was not of those who
‘walk in spurs but never ride。' The jerkin； the doublet； the galligaskins
were put on to serve the practical purposes of life； not to attract the
policeman or the spinster。 And when a petticoat spread its ample folds
beneath the doublet； not only was her array handsome； but it symbolised
the career of one who was neither man nor woman； and yet both。 After a
while； however； the petticoat seemed too tame for her stalwart temper； and
she exchanged it for the great Dutch slop； habited in which unseemly
garment she is pictured in the ancient prints。
Up and down the town she romped and scolded； earning the name
which Middleton gave her in her green girlhood。 ‘She has the spirit of
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four great parishes；' says the wit in the comedy； ‘and a voice that will
drown all the city。' If a gallant stood in the way； she drew upon him in an
instant； and he must be a clever swordsman to hold his ground against the
tomboy who had laid low the German fencer himself。 A good fellow
always； she had ever a merry word for the passer…by； and so sharp was her
tongue that none ever put a trick upon her。 Not to know Moll was to be
inglorious； and she ‘slipped from one company to another like a fat eel
between a Dutchman's fingers。' Now at Parker's Ordinary； now at the
Bear Garden； she frequented only the haunts of men； and not until old age
came upon her did she endure patiently the presence of women。
Her voice and speech were suited to the galligaskin。 She was a true
disciple of Maltre Franois； hating nothing so much as mincing
obscenity； and if she flavoured her discourse with many a blasphemous
quip； the blasphemy was ‘not so malicious as customary。' Like the blood
she was； she loved good ale and wine； and she regarded it among her
proudest titles to renown that she was the first of women to smoke tobacco。
Many was the pound of best Virginian that she bought of Mistress Gallipot；
and the pipe； with monkey； dog； and eagle； is her constant emblem。 Her
antic attire； the fearless courage of her pranks； now and again involved her
in disgrace or even jeopardised her freedom； but her unchanging gaiety
made light of disaster； and still she laughed and rollicked in defiance of
prude and pedant。
Her companion in many a fantastical adventure was Banks； the vintner
of Cheapside； that same Banks who taught his horse to dance and shod
him with silver。 Now once upon a time a right witty sport was devised
between them。 The vintner bet Moll 20 that she would not ride
from Charing Cross to Shoreditch astraddle on horseback； in breeches and
doublet； boots and spurs。
The hoyden took him up in a moment； and added of her own devilry a
trumpet and banner。 She set out from Charing Cross bravely enough； and
a trumpeter being an unwonted spectacle； the eyes of all the town were
clapped upon her。 Yet none knew her until she reached Bishopsgate；
where an orange…wench set up the cry； ‘Moll Cutpurse on horseback！
