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station on the line。      No town was visible�察�no village was visible�察�no light 

was    visible�察  �but�察 �a  multitude     got  out   singing�察  �and   a  multitude    got   in 

singing�察  �and   the   second   multitude   took   up   the   hymns�察  �and   adopted   our 

transatlantic sisters�察�and sang of their own egregious wickedness�察�and of 

their bobbing arayound�察�and of how the ship it was ready and the wind it 

was   fair�察  �and   they   were   bayound   for   the   sea�察  �Mairy Anne�察  �until   they   in 

their turn became a getting´ out multitude�察�and were replaced by another 

getting´in multitude�察�who did the same。             And at every station�察�the getting´ 

in multitude�察�with an artistic reference to the completeness of their chorus�察�

incessantly cried�察�as with one voice while scuffling into the carriages�察�'We 

mun aa' gang toogither��' 

     The   singing   and   the   multitudes   had   trailed   off   as   the   lonely   places 

were left and the great towns were neared�察�and the way had lain as silently 

as a train's way ever can�察�over the vague black streets of the great gulfs of 

towns�察    �and   among     their   branchless    woods     of  vague    black    chimneys。 

These towns looked�察�in the cinderous wet�察�as though they had one and all 

been   on   fire   and   were   just   put   out   ´   a   dreary   and   quenched   panorama�察�

many miles long。 

     Thus�察  �Thomas   and   Francis   got   to   Leeds�察  �of   which   enterprising   and 

important   commercial   centre   it   may  be   observed   with   delicacy�察  �that   you 

must either like it very much or not at all。          Next day�察�the first of the Race´ 



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Week�察�they took train to Doncaster。 

     And instantly the character�察�both of travellers and of luggage�察�entirely 

changed�察�and no other business than race´business any longer existed on 

the    face   of  the   earth。    The    talk   was    all  of  horses    and   'John    Scott。' 

Guards   whispered   behind   their   hands   to   station´masters�察  �of   horses   and 

John   Scott。     Men   in   cut´away   coats   and   speckled   cravats   fastened   with 

peculiar pins�察�and with the large bones of their legs developed under tight 

trousers�察  �so   that   they   should   look   as   much   as   possible   like   horses'   legs�察�

paced     up   and    down     by   twos    at  junction´stations�察     �speaking     low    and 

moodily   of   horses   and   John   Scott。       The   young   clergyman   in   the   black 

strait´ waistcoat�察�who occupied the middle seat of the carriage�察�expounded 

in   his   peculiar    pulpit´accent     to  the   young     and   lovely    Reverend      Mrs。 

Crinoline�察     �who    occupied     the   opposite    middle´seat�察     �a  few   passages     of 

rumour   relative   to   'Oartheth�察  �my   love�察  �and   Mithter   John   Eth´COTT。'   A 

bandy vagabond�察�with a head like a Dutch cheese�察�in a fustian stable´suit�察�

attending   on   a   horse´box   and   going   about   the   platforms   with   a   halter 

hanging round his neck like a Calais burgher of the ancient period much 

degenerated�察�was courted by the best society�察�by reason of what he had to 

hint�察  �when   not   engaged   in   eating   straw�察  �concerning   't'harses   and   Joon 

Scott。'     The   engine´driver   himself�察  �as   he   applied   one   eye   to   his   large 

stationary double´eye´glass on the engine�察�seemed to keep the other open�察�

sideways�察�upon horses and John Scott。 

     Breaks      and   barriers    at  Doncaster      Station   to   keep    the  crowd     off�察�

temporary  wooden   avenues of   ingress   and   egress�察 �to help the   crowd   on。 

Forty extra porters sent down for this present blessed Race´ Week�察�and all 

of them making up their betting´books in the lamp´ room or somewhere 

else�察   �and   none    of   them    to  come     and   touch    the   luggage。     Travellers 

disgorged   into   an   open   space�察  �a   howling   wilderness   of   idle   men。         All 

work but race´work at a stand´still�察�all men at a stand´still。                'Ey my word� �

Deant   ask   noon   o'   us   to   help   wi'   t'luggage。  Bock   your   opinion   loike   a 

mon。      Coom�       �Dang it�察�coom�察�t'harses and Joon Scott��'               In the midst of 

the idle men�察�all the fly horses and omnibus horses of Doncaster and parts 

adjacent�察    �rampant�察    �rearing�察   �backing�察   �plunging�察    �shying    ´  apparently     the 

result of their hearing of nothing but their own order and John Scott。 



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     Grand   Dramatic   Company   from   London   for   the   Race´Week。               Poses 

Plastiques in the Grand Assembly Room up the Stable´Yard at seven and 

nine each evening�察�for the Race´Week。              Grand Alliance Circus in the field 

beyond      the   bridge�察  �for   the   Race´Week。       Grand      Exhibition     of   Aztec 

Lilliputians�察�important to all who want to be horrified cheap�察�for the Race´ 

Week。      Lodgings�察  �grand   and   not   grand�察  �but   all   at   grand   prices�察  �ranging 

from ten pounds to twenty�察�for the Grand Race´Week� �

     Rendered giddy enough by these things�察�Messieurs Idle and Goodchild 

repaired to the quarters they had secured beforehand�察�and Mr。 Goodchild 

looked down from the window into the surging street。 

     'By Heaven�察�Tom��' cried he�察�after contemplating it�察�'I am in the Lunatic 

Asylum again�察�and these are all mad people under the charge of a body of 

designing keepers��' 

     All through the Race´Week�察�Mr。 Goodchild never divested himself of 

this   idea。   Every   day   he   looked   out   of   window�察  �with   something   of   the 

dread   of   Lemuel   Gulliver   looking   down   at   men   after   he   returned   home 

from   the   horse´country�察  �and   every   day   he   saw   the   Lunatics�察  �horse´mad�察�

betting´mad�察  �drunken´mad�察  �vice´mad�察  �and   the   designing   Keepers   always 

after   them。     The   idea   pervaded�察  �like   the   second   colour   in   shot´silk�察  �the 

whole of Mr。 Goodchild's impressions。 They were much as follows�此�

     Monday�察  �mid´day。        Races   not   to   begin   until   to´morrow�察  �but   all   the 

mob´Lunatics out�察�crowding the pavements of the one main street of pretty 

and    pleasant    Doncaster�察    �crowding      the  road�察  �particularly     crowding     the 

outside   of   the   Betting   Rooms�察  �whooping   and   shouting   loudly   after   all 

passing   vehicles。      Frightened   lunatic   horses   occasionally   running   away�察�

with infinite clatter。       All degrees of men�察�from peers to paupers�察�betting 

incessantly。      Keepers   very   watchful�察  �and   taking   all   good   chances。       An 

awful family likeness among the Keepers�察�to Mr。 Palmer and Mr。 Thurtell。 

With   some   knowledge   of   expression   and   some   acquaintance   with   heads 

��thus    writes    Mr。   Goodchild���察     �I  never    have   seen    anywhere�察    �so   many 

repetitions   of   one   class   of   countenance   and   one   character   of   head   ��both 

evil�� as in this street at this time。         Cunning�察�covetousness�察�secrecy�察�cold 

calculation�察�hard callousness and dire insensibility�察�are the uniform Keeper 

characteristics。      Mr。 Palmer passes me five times in five minutes�察�and�察�so 



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I go down the street�察�the back of Mr。 Thurtell's skull is always going on 

before me。 

     Monday evening。          Town   lighted up�察  �more Lunatics out than ever�察 �a 

complete      choke    and   stoppage     of  the   thoroughfare     outside    the  Betting 

Rooms。       Keepers�察�having dined

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