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station on the line。 No town was visible�察�no village was visible�察�no light
was visible�察 �but�察 �a multitude got out singing�察 �and a multitude got in
singing�察 �and the second multitude took up the hymns�察 �and adopted our
transatlantic sisters�察�and sang of their own egregious wickedness�察�and of
their bobbing arayound�察�and of how the ship it was ready and the wind it
was fair�察 �and they were bayound for the sea�察 �Mairy Anne�察 �until they in
their turn became a getting´ out multitude�察�and were replaced by another
getting´in multitude�察�who did the same。 And at every station�察�the getting´
in multitude�察�with an artistic reference to the completeness of their chorus�察�
incessantly cried�察�as with one voice while scuffling into the carriages�察�'We
mun aa' gang toogither��'
The singing and the multitudes had trailed off as the lonely places
were left and the great towns were neared�察�and the way had lain as silently
as a train's way ever can�察�over the vague black streets of the great gulfs of
towns�察 �and among their branchless woods of vague black chimneys。
These towns looked�察�in the cinderous wet�察�as though they had one and all
been on fire and were just put out ´ a dreary and quenched panorama�察�
many miles long。
Thus�察 �Thomas and Francis got to Leeds�察 �of which enterprising and
important commercial centre it may be observed with delicacy�察 �that you
must either like it very much or not at all。 Next day�察�the first of the Race´
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Week�察�they took train to Doncaster。
And instantly the character�察�both of travellers and of luggage�察�entirely
changed�察�and no other business than race´business any longer existed on
the face of the earth。 The talk was all of horses and 'John Scott。'
Guards whispered behind their hands to station´masters�察 �of horses and
John Scott。 Men in cut´away coats and speckled cravats fastened with
peculiar pins�察�and with the large bones of their legs developed under tight
trousers�察 �so that they should look as much as possible like horses' legs�察�
paced up and down by twos at junction´stations�察 �speaking low and
moodily of horses and John Scott。 The young clergyman in the black
strait´ waistcoat�察�who occupied the middle seat of the carriage�察�expounded
in his peculiar pulpit´accent to the young and lovely Reverend Mrs。
Crinoline�察 �who occupied the opposite middle´seat�察 �a few passages of
rumour relative to 'Oartheth�察 �my love�察 �and Mithter John Eth´COTT。' A
bandy vagabond�察�with a head like a Dutch cheese�察�in a fustian stable´suit�察�
attending on a horse´box and going about the platforms with a halter
hanging round his neck like a Calais burgher of the ancient period much
degenerated�察�was courted by the best society�察�by reason of what he had to
hint�察 �when not engaged in eating straw�察 �concerning 't'harses and Joon
Scott。' The engine´driver himself�察 �as he applied one eye to his large
stationary double´eye´glass on the engine�察�seemed to keep the other open�察�
sideways�察�upon horses and John Scott。
Breaks and barriers at Doncaster Station to keep the crowd off�察�
temporary wooden avenues of ingress and egress�察 �to help the crowd on。
Forty extra porters sent down for this present blessed Race´ Week�察�and all
of them making up their betting´books in the lamp´ room or somewhere
else�察 �and none of them to come and touch the luggage。 Travellers
disgorged into an open space�察 �a howling wilderness of idle men。 All
work but race´work at a stand´still�察�all men at a stand´still。 'Ey my word� �
Deant ask noon o' us to help wi' t'luggage。 Bock your opinion loike a
mon。 Coom� �Dang it�察�coom�察�t'harses and Joon Scott��' In the midst of
the idle men�察�all the fly horses and omnibus horses of Doncaster and parts
adjacent�察 �rampant�察 �rearing�察 �backing�察 �plunging�察 �shying ´ apparently the
result of their hearing of nothing but their own order and John Scott。
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Grand Dramatic Company from London for the Race´Week。 Poses
Plastiques in the Grand Assembly Room up the Stable´Yard at seven and
nine each evening�察�for the Race´Week。 Grand Alliance Circus in the field
beyond the bridge�察 �for the Race´Week。 Grand Exhibition of Aztec
Lilliputians�察�important to all who want to be horrified cheap�察�for the Race´
Week。 Lodgings�察 �grand and not grand�察 �but all at grand prices�察 �ranging
from ten pounds to twenty�察�for the Grand Race´Week� �
Rendered giddy enough by these things�察�Messieurs Idle and Goodchild
repaired to the quarters they had secured beforehand�察�and Mr。 Goodchild
looked down from the window into the surging street。
'By Heaven�察�Tom��' cried he�察�after contemplating it�察�'I am in the Lunatic
Asylum again�察�and these are all mad people under the charge of a body of
designing keepers��'
All through the Race´Week�察�Mr。 Goodchild never divested himself of
this idea。 Every day he looked out of window�察 �with something of the
dread of Lemuel Gulliver looking down at men after he returned home
from the horse´country�察 �and every day he saw the Lunatics�察 �horse´mad�察�
betting´mad�察 �drunken´mad�察 �vice´mad�察 �and the designing Keepers always
after them。 The idea pervaded�察 �like the second colour in shot´silk�察 �the
whole of Mr。 Goodchild's impressions。 They were much as follows�此�
Monday�察 �mid´day。 Races not to begin until to´morrow�察 �but all the
mob´Lunatics out�察�crowding the pavements of the one main street of pretty
and pleasant Doncaster�察 �crowding the road�察 �particularly crowding the
outside of the Betting Rooms�察 �whooping and shouting loudly after all
passing vehicles。 Frightened lunatic horses occasionally running away�察�
with infinite clatter。 All degrees of men�察�from peers to paupers�察�betting
incessantly。 Keepers very watchful�察 �and taking all good chances。 An
awful family likeness among the Keepers�察�to Mr。 Palmer and Mr。 Thurtell。
With some knowledge of expression and some acquaintance with heads
��thus writes Mr。 Goodchild���察 �I never have seen anywhere�察 �so many
repetitions of one class of countenance and one character of head ��both
evil�� as in this street at this time。 Cunning�察�covetousness�察�secrecy�察�cold
calculation�察�hard callousness and dire insensibility�察�are the uniform Keeper
characteristics。 Mr。 Palmer passes me five times in five minutes�察�and�察�so
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I go down the street�察�the back of Mr。 Thurtell's skull is always going on
before me。
Monday evening。 Town lighted up�察 �more Lunatics out than ever�察 �a
complete choke and stoppage of the thoroughfare outside the Betting
Rooms。 Keepers�察�having dined