the lazy tour of two idle apprentices(曾倖椀鬼予宮議唾佩)-及32嫗
梓囚徒貧圭�鮗� ○ 賜 ★ 辛酔堀貧和鍬匈��梓囚徒貧議 Enter 囚辛指欺云慕朕村匈��梓囚徒貧圭�鮗� ● 辛指欺云匈競何��
!!!!隆堋響頼��紗秘慕禰厮宴和肝写偬堋響��
pole�察�and every shaft�察�and every horse�察�and every wheel as it would seem�察�
the Gong´donkey ´ metallically braying�察 �when not struggling for life�察 �or
whipped out of the way。
By one o'clock�察�all this stir has gone out of the streets�察�and there is no
one left in them but Francis Goodchild。 Francis Goodchild will not be
left in them long�察�for�察�he too is on his way�察�'t'races。'
A most beautiful sight�察�Francis Goodchild finds 't'races' to be�察�when he
92
´ Page 93´
THE LAZY TOUR OF TWO IDLE APPRENTICES
has left fair Doncaster behind him�察�and comes out on the free course�察�with
its agreeable prospect�察�its quaint Red House oddly changing and turning as
Francis turns�察�its green grass�察�and fresh heath。 A free course and an easy
one�察 �where Francis can roll smoothly where he will�察 �and can choose
between the start�察�or the coming´in�察�or the turn behind the brow of the hill�察�
or any out´of´ the´way point where he lists to see the throbbing horses
straining every nerve�察 �and making the sympathetic earth throb as they
come by。 Francis much delights to be�察�not in the Grand Stand�察�but where
he can see it�察�rising against the sky with its vast tiers of little white dots of
faces�察�and its last high rows and corners of people�察�looking like pins stuck
into an enormous pincushion ´ not quite so symmetrically as his orderly
eye could wish�察�when people change or go away。 When the race is nearly
run out�察�it is as good as the race to him to see the flutter among the pins�察�
and the change in them from dark to light�察�as hats are taken off and waved。
Not less full of interest�察 �the loud anticipation of the winner's name�察 �the
swelling�察�and the final�察�roar�察�then�察�the quick dropping of all the pins out of
their places�察 �the revelation of the shape of the bare pincushion�察 �and the
closing´in of the whole host of Lunatics and Keepers�察 �in the rear of the
three horses with bright´coloured riders�察�who have not yet quite subdued
their gallop though the contest is over。
Mr。 Goodchild would appear to have been by no means free from
lunacy himself at 't'races��' though not of the prevalent kind。 He is
suspected by Mr。 Idle to have fallen into a dreadful state concerning a pair
of little lilac gloves and a little bonnet that he saw there。 Mr。 Idle asserts�察�
that he did afterwards repeat at the Angel�察 �with an appearance of being
lunatically seized�察�some rhapsody to the following effect�此 �'O little lilac
gloves� �And O winning little bonnet�察 �making in conjunction with her
golden hair quite a Glory in the sunlight round the pretty head�察 �why
anything in the world but you and me� �Why may not this day's running´
of horses�察�to all the rest�此 �of precious sands of life to me ´ be prolonged
through an everlasting autumn´sunshine�察 �without a sunset� �Slave of the
Lamp�察�or Ring�察�strike me yonder gallant equestrian Clerk of the Course�察�in
the scarlet coat�察�motionless on the green grass for ages� �Friendly Devil
on Two Sticks�察 �for ten times ten thousands years�察 �keep Blink´Bonny
93
´ Page 94´
THE LAZY TOUR OF TWO IDLE APPRENTICES
jibbing at the post�察�and let us have no start� �Arab drums�察�powerful of old
to summon Genii in the desert�察�sound of yourselves and raise a troop for
me in the desert of my heart�察�which shall so enchant this dusty barouche
��with a conspicuous excise´plate�察�resembling the Collector's door´plate at a
turnpike���察�that I�察�within it�察�loving the little lilac gloves�察�the winning little
bonnet�察�and the dear unknown´wearer with the golden hair�察�may wait by
her side for ever�察�to see a Great St。 Leger that shall never be run��'
Thursday morning。 After a tremendous night of crowding�察�shouting�察�
drinking´house expectoration�察�Gong´donkey�察�and correct cards。 Symptoms
of yesterday's gains in the way of drink�察�and of yesterday's losses in the
way of money�察�abundant。 Money´losses very great。 As usual�察�nobody
seems to have won�察�but�察�large losses and many losers are unquestionable
facts。 Both Lunatics and Keepers�察�in general very low。 Several of both
kinds look in at the chemist's while Mr。 Goodchild is making a purchase
there�察 �to be 'picked up。' One red´eyed Lunatic�察 �flushed�察 �faded�察 �and
disordered�察 �enters hurriedly and cries savagely�察 �'Hond us a gloss of sal
volatile in wather�察 �or soom dommed thing o' thot sart��' Faces at the
Betting Rooms very long�察 �and a tendency to bite nails observable。
Keepers likewise given this morning to standing about solitary�察�with their
hands in their pockets�察�looking down at their boots as they fit them into
cracks of the pavement�察�and then looking up whistling and walking away。
Grand Alliance Circus out�察�in procession�察�buxom lady´member of Grand
Alliance�察 �in crimson riding´habit�察 �fresher to look at�察 �even in her paint
under the day sky�察 �than the cheeks of Lunatics or Keepers。 Spanish
Cavalier appears to have lost yesterday�察�and jingles his bossed bridle with
disgust�察 �as if he were paying。 Reaction also apparent at the Guildhall
opposite�察�whence certain pickpockets come out handcuffed together�察�with
that peculiar walk which is never seen under any other circumstances ´ a
walk expressive of going to jail�察�game�察�but still of jails being in bad taste
and arbitrary�察�and how would YOU like it if it was you instead of me�察�as it
ought to be� �Mid´day。 Town filled as yesterday�察 �but not so full�察 �and
emptied as yesterday�察�but not so empty。 In the evening�察�Angel ordinary
where every Lunatic and Keeper has his modest daily meal of turtle�察�
venison�察�and wine�察�not so crowded as yesterday�察�and not so noisy。 At night�察�
94
´ Page 95´
THE LAZY TOUR OF TWO IDLE APPRENTICES
the theatre。 More abstracted faces in it than one ever sees at public
assemblies�察�such faces wearing an expression which strongly reminds Mr。
Goodchild of the boys at school who were 'going up next��' with their
arithmetic or mathematics。 These boys are�察 �no doubt�察 �going up to´
morrow with THEIR sums and figures。 Mr。 Palmer and Mr。 Thurtell in
the boxes O。 P。 Mr。 Thurtell and Mr。 Palmer in the boxes P。 S。 The firm
of Thurtell�察 �Palmer�察 �and Thurtell�察 �in the boxes Centre。 A most odious
tendency observable in these distinguished gentlemen to put vile
constructions on sufficiently innocent phrases in the play�察 �and then to
applaud them in a Satyr´like manner。 Behind Mr。 Goodchild�察 �with a
party of other Lunatics and one Keeper�察 �the express incarnation of the
thing called a 'gent。' A gentleman born�察 �a gent manufactured。 A
something with a scarf round its neck�察�and a slipshod speech issuing from
behind the scarf�察 �more depraved�察 �more foolish�察 �more ignorant�察 �more
unable to believe in any noble or good thing of any kind�察�than the stupidest
Bosjesman。 Th