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pole�察�and every shaft�察�and every horse�察�and every wheel as it would seem�察�

the   Gong´donkey  ´   metallically  braying�察 �when  not   struggling   for life�察  �or 

whipped out of the way。 

     By one o'clock�察�all this stir has gone out of the streets�察�and there is no 

one  left   in   them  but   Francis   Goodchild。       Francis   Goodchild   will   not   be 

left in them long�察�for�察�he too is on his way�察�'t'races。' 

     A most beautiful sight�察�Francis Goodchild finds 't'races' to be�察�when he 



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has left fair Doncaster behind him�察�and comes out on the free course�察�with 

its agreeable prospect�察�its quaint Red House oddly changing and turning as 

Francis turns�察�its green grass�察�and fresh heath。               A free course and an easy 

one�察   �where     Francis    can   roll  smoothly   where       he   will�察  �and   can   choose 

between the start�察�or the coming´in�察�or the turn behind the brow of the hill�察�

or   any   out´of´   the´way   point   where   he   lists   to   see   the   throbbing   horses 

straining   every   nerve�察  �and   making   the   sympathetic   earth   throb   as   they 

come by。       Francis much delights to be�察�not in the Grand Stand�察�but where 

he can see it�察�rising against the sky with its vast tiers of little white dots of 

faces�察�and its last high rows and corners of people�察�looking like pins stuck 

into an enormous pincushion ´ not quite so symmetrically as his orderly 

eye could wish�察�when people change or go away。                    When the race is nearly 

run out�察�it is as good as the race to him to see the flutter among the pins�察�

and the change in them from dark to light�察�as hats are taken off and waved。 

Not   less   full   of   interest�察  �the   loud   anticipation   of   the   winner's   name�察  �the 

swelling�察�and the final�察�roar�察�then�察�the quick dropping of all the pins out of 

their   places�察  �the   revelation   of   the   shape   of   the   bare   pincushion�察  �and   the 

closing´in of   the   whole   host   of   Lunatics   and   Keepers�察  �in   the   rear   of   the 

three horses with bright´coloured riders�察�who have not yet quite subdued 

their gallop though the contest is over。 

     Mr。   Goodchild   would   appear   to   have   been   by   no   means   free   from 

lunacy      himself    at  't'races��'  though     not   of  the   prevalent     kind。    He     is 

suspected by Mr。 Idle to have fallen into a dreadful state concerning a pair 

of little lilac gloves and a little bonnet that he saw there。               Mr。 Idle asserts�察�

that   he   did   afterwards   repeat   at   the Angel�察  �with   an   appearance   of   being 

lunatically seized�察�some   rhapsody to   the following   effect�此               �'O little   lilac 

gloves�      �And   O   winning   little   bonnet�察  �making   in   conjunction   with   her 

golden   hair   quite   a   Glory   in   the   sunlight   round   the   pretty   head�察  �why 

anything in the world but you and me�                 �Why may not this day's running´ 

of horses�察�to all the rest�此        �of precious sands of life to me ´ be prolonged 

through   an   everlasting   autumn´sunshine�察  �without   a   sunset�   �Slave   of   the 

Lamp�察�or Ring�察�strike me yonder gallant equestrian Clerk of the Course�察�in 

the scarlet coat�察�motionless on the green grass for ages�                     �Friendly Devil 

on    Two    Sticks�察   �for  ten   times    ten  thousands      years�察  �keep    Blink´Bonny 



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jibbing at the post�察�and let us have no start�           �Arab drums�察�powerful of old 

to summon Genii in the desert�察�sound of yourselves and raise a troop for 

me in the desert of my heart�察�which shall so enchant this dusty barouche 

��with a conspicuous excise´plate�察�resembling the Collector's door´plate at a 

turnpike���察�that I�察�within it�察�loving the little lilac gloves�察�the winning little 

bonnet�察�and the dear unknown´wearer with the golden hair�察�may wait by 

her side for ever�察�to see a Great St。 Leger that shall never be run��' 

     Thursday morning。          After a tremendous night of crowding�察�shouting�察�

drinking´house expectoration�察�Gong´donkey�察�and correct cards。 Symptoms 

of yesterday's gains in the way of drink�察�and of yesterday's losses in the 

way of   money�察�abundant。          Money´losses very great。            As usual�察�nobody 

seems to have won�察�but�察�large losses and many losers are unquestionable 

facts。    Both Lunatics and Keepers�察�in general very low。                 Several of both 

kinds look in at the chemist's while Mr。 Goodchild is making a purchase 

there�察   �to  be   'picked   up。'   One     red´eyed     Lunatic�察  �flushed�察   �faded�察  �and 

disordered�察  �enters   hurriedly   and   cries   savagely�察  �'Hond   us   a   gloss   of   sal 

volatile   in   wather�察  �or   soom   dommed   thing   o'   thot   sart��'    Faces   at   the 

Betting     Rooms      very   long�察  �and    a  tendency     to  bite   nails   observable。 

Keepers likewise given this morning to standing about solitary�察�with their 

hands in their pockets�察�looking down at their boots as they fit them into 

cracks of the pavement�察�and then looking up whistling and walking away。 

Grand Alliance Circus out�察�in procession�察�buxom lady´member of Grand 

Alliance�察  �in   crimson   riding´habit�察  �fresher   to   look   at�察  �even   in   her   paint 

under   the   day   sky�察  �than   the   cheeks   of   Lunatics   or   Keepers。     Spanish 

Cavalier appears to have lost yesterday�察�and jingles his bossed bridle with 

disgust�察  �as   if   he   were   paying。  Reaction   also   apparent   at   the   Guildhall 

opposite�察�whence certain pickpockets come out handcuffed together�察�with 

that peculiar walk which is never seen under any other circumstances ´ a 

walk expressive of going to jail�察�game�察�but still of jails being in bad taste 

and arbitrary�察�and how would YOU like it if it was you instead of me�察�as it 

ought   to   be�    �Mid´day。   Town   filled   as   yesterday�察  �but   not   so   full�察  �and 

emptied as yesterday�察�but not so empty。               In the evening�察�Angel ordinary 

where   every   Lunatic   and   Keeper   has   his   modest   daily   meal   of   turtle�察�

venison�察�and wine�察�not so crowded as yesterday�察�and not so noisy。 At night�察�



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the   theatre。    More   abstracted   faces   in   it   than   one   ever   sees   at   public 

assemblies�察�such faces wearing an expression which strongly reminds Mr。 

Goodchild   of   the   boys   at   school   who   were   'going   up   next��'   with   their 

arithmetic      or  mathematics。        These     boys    are�察 �no   doubt�察   �going    up   to´ 

morrow with THEIR sums and figures。                    Mr。 Palmer and Mr。 Thurtell in 

the boxes O。 P。       Mr。 Thurtell and Mr。 Palmer in the boxes P。 S。                 The firm 

of   Thurtell�察  �Palmer�察  �and   Thurtell�察  �in   the   boxes   Centre。     A  most   odious 

tendency       observable      in   these    distinguished       gentlemen       to  put    vile 

constructions   on   sufficiently   innocent   phrases   in   the   play�察  �and   then   to 

applaud   them   in      a   Satyr´like   manner。     Behind   Mr。   Goodchild�察  �with   a 

party   of   other   Lunatics   and   one   Keeper�察  �the   express   incarnation   of   the 

thing     called   a  'gent。'    A    gentleman      born�察   �a  gent   manufactured。         A 

something with a scarf round its neck�察�and a slipshod speech issuing from 

behind     the   scarf�察  �more    depraved�察     �more    foolish�察   �more    ignorant�察   �more 

unable to believe in any noble or good thing of any kind�察�than the stupidest 

Bosjesman。        Th

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