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to   make   himself   understood   on   most   occasions�察  �or   even   to   understand 

others�察�but enough to perceive clearly when he fails to become intelligible 

or   when     they   experience     a  like  difficulty   with    him。   Upon    an   earlier 

occasion�察�before he had made so much progress�察�being one day left to his 

own resources�察�and feeling an internal lack�察�he entered what appeared to 

be a tea´shop of reputable demeanour�察�and�察�seating himself at one of the 

little marble tables�察�he freely pronounced the carefully´learned word ;rice; 

to the attending nymph。 To put aside all details of preparation ��into which�察�

indeed�察�this person could not enter�� he waved his hand gracefully�察�at the 

same time smiling with an expression of tolerant acquiescence�察�as of one 

who would say that what was good enough to be cooked and offered by so 

entrancing a maiden was good enough to be eaten by him。 After remaining 

in unruffled tranquillity for the full portion of an hour�察�and observing that 

no other person around had to wait above half that period�察�this one began 

to   perceive   that   the   enterprise   was   not   likely   to   terminate   in   a   manner 

satisfactory to himself�察�so that�察�leaving this place with a few well´chosen 

phrases   of   intolerable   regret   in   his   own   tongue�察  �he   entered   another�察  �and 

conducted       himself    in  a  like  fashion。    。  。  。  Towards    evening�察   �with   an 

unperturbed exterior�察�but materially afflicted elsewhere�察�this person seated 

himself within the eleventh tea´shop�察�and�察�pointing first towards his own 

constituents of digestion�察�then at the fire�察�and lastly in an upward direction�察�

thereby signified to any not of stunted intellect that he had reached such a 

condition of mind and body that he was ready to consume whatever the 

ruling    deities   were    willing   to   allot�察 �whether    boiled�察   �baked�察   �roast�察 �or 

suspended from a skewer。 In this resolve nothing would move him�察�until 

after many maidens had approached with outstretched hands and gestures 



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of   despairthere     presently     entered   a   person    wearing    the   helmet    of  a 

warrior     and   the   manner     of   a  high   official�察  �who    spoke    strongly�察   �yet 

persuasively�察     �of  the   virtues   of  immediate      movement       and   a  quiet   and 

reposeful bearing。 

     Assuredly a people who devote so little attention to the study of food�察�

and     all  matters    connected      with   it�察 �must    inevitably    remain     barbaric�察�

however      skilfully   they    may    feign   a  superficial    refinement。     It  is  said�察�

although I do not commit this matter to my own brush�察�that among them 

are more books composed on subjects which have no actual existence than 

on cooking�察�and�察�incredible as it may appear�察�to be exceptionally  round´ 

bodied confers no public honour upon the individual。 Should a favourable 

occasion present itself�察�there are many who do not scruple to jest upon the 

subject of food�察�or�察�what is incalculably more depraved�察�upon the scarcity 

of it。 

     Nevertheless�察�there are exceptions of a highly distinguished radiance。 

Among these must be accounted one into whose presence this person was 

recently     led  by   our   polished    and   harmonious       friend   Quang´Tsun�察      �the 

merchant in tea and spices。 This versatile person�察�whose business´name is 

spoken of as Jones Bob´Jones�察�is worthy of all benignant respect�察�and in a 

really   enlightened   country   would   doubtless   be   raised   to   a   more   exalted 

position     than   that   of   a   breaker   of   outsides   ��an   occupation   difficult   to 

express     adequately      in  the  written    language     of  a  country     where    it  is 

unknown���察 �for his   face  is   like  the  sun   setting in   the  time   of   harvest�察  �his 

waist    garment     excessive�察    �and   the  undoubted      symmetry      of   his  middle 

portions     honourable      in   the  extreme。     So   welcome      in   my    eyes�察  �after 

witnessing an unending stream of concave and attenuated barbarian ghosts�察�

was the sight of these perfections of Jones Bob´Jones�察�that instead of the 

formal   greeting   of   this   Islandthe   unmeaning   ;How   do   you   do   it�拭�I 

shook   hands   cordially   with   myself�察  �and   exclaimed   affectionately   in   our 

own language�察 �Illimitable felicities� �How is your stomach�拭─�

     ;Well�察─�replied Jones Bob´Jones�察�after Quang´Tsun had interpreted this 

polite salutation to his understanding�察 �since you mention it�察�that's just the 

trouble�察   �but   I'm   going    on   pretty   well�察 �thanks。    I've  tried   most   of   the 

advertised things�察�and now my doctor has put me practically on a bread´ 



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and´water courseclear soup�察�boiled fish�察�plain joint�察�no sweets�察�a crumb 

of cheese�察�and a bare three glasses of Hermitage。; 

     During this amiable remark ��of which�察�as it is somewhat of a technical 

nature�察�I was unable to grasp the contained significance until the agreeable 

Quang´Tsun had subsequently repeated it several times for my retention���察�I 

maintained a consistent expression of harmonious agreement and gratified 

esteem ��suitable�察�I find�察�for all like occasions���察�and then�察�judging from the 

sympathetic animation of Jones Bob´Jones's countenance�察�that it had not 

improbably been connected with food�察�I discreetly introduced the subject 

of sea´snails�察�preserved in the essence of crushed peaches�察�by courteously 

inquiring whether he had ever partaken of such a delicacy。 

     ;No�察─   �replied    the  liberal´minded      person�察  �whenencouraged         by  the 

protruding eagerness of his eyes at the mention of the viandI had further 

spoken of the refined flavour of the dish�察�and explained the manner of its 

preparation。   ;I   can't   say   that   I   have�察  �but   it   sounds   uncommonly   good 

something like turtle�察�I should imagine。 I'll see if they can get it for me at 

Pimm's。; 

     This filial tribute goes by a trusty hand�察�in the person of one Ki Nihy�察�

who is shortly committing himself to the protection of his ancestors and 

the voracity of the unbounded Bitter Waters�察�and with brightness and gold 

it will doubtless reach you in the course of twelve or eighteen moons。 The 

superstitious     here�察  �this  person    may   describe�察   �when    they   wish   to  send 

messages   from   one   to   another�察  �inscribe   upon   the   outer   cover   a   written 

representation of the one whose habitation they require�察�and after affixing 

a small paper talisman�察�drop it into a hole in the nearest wall�察�in the hope 

that   it   may   be   ultimately   conveyed   to   the   appointed   spot�察  �either   by   the 

services of the charitably´disposed passer´by�察�or by the intervention of the 

beneficent deities。 

     With   a   multiplicity   of   greetings   and   many   abject   expressions   of   a 

conscious inferiority�察�and attested by an unvarying thumb´mark。 

     KONG HO。 ��Effete branch of a pure and magnanimous trunk。�� 



     To Kong Ah´Paik�察�reclining beneath the sign of the Lead Tortoise�察�in a 

northerly direction beyond the Lotus Beds outside the city of Yuen´ping。 



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The Middle Flowery Kingdom。 



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                                  LETTER II 



       Concerning       the   ill´destined    manner     of   existence    of   the   hound 

Hercules。 The thoughtlessly´expre

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