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to make himself understood on most occasions�察 �or even to understand
others�察�but enough to perceive clearly when he fails to become intelligible
or when they experience a like difficulty with him。 Upon an earlier
occasion�察�before he had made so much progress�察�being one day left to his
own resources�察�and feeling an internal lack�察�he entered what appeared to
be a tea´shop of reputable demeanour�察�and�察�seating himself at one of the
little marble tables�察�he freely pronounced the carefully´learned word ;rice;
to the attending nymph。 To put aside all details of preparation ��into which�察�
indeed�察�this person could not enter�� he waved his hand gracefully�察�at the
same time smiling with an expression of tolerant acquiescence�察�as of one
who would say that what was good enough to be cooked and offered by so
entrancing a maiden was good enough to be eaten by him。 After remaining
in unruffled tranquillity for the full portion of an hour�察�and observing that
no other person around had to wait above half that period�察�this one began
to perceive that the enterprise was not likely to terminate in a manner
satisfactory to himself�察�so that�察�leaving this place with a few well´chosen
phrases of intolerable regret in his own tongue�察 �he entered another�察 �and
conducted himself in a like fashion。 。 。 。 Towards evening�察 �with an
unperturbed exterior�察�but materially afflicted elsewhere�察�this person seated
himself within the eleventh tea´shop�察�and�察�pointing first towards his own
constituents of digestion�察�then at the fire�察�and lastly in an upward direction�察�
thereby signified to any not of stunted intellect that he had reached such a
condition of mind and body that he was ready to consume whatever the
ruling deities were willing to allot�察 �whether boiled�察 �baked�察 �roast�察 �or
suspended from a skewer。 In this resolve nothing would move him�察�until
after many maidens had approached with outstretched hands and gestures
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of despairthere presently entered a person wearing the helmet of a
warrior and the manner of a high official�察 �who spoke strongly�察 �yet
persuasively�察 �of the virtues of immediate movement and a quiet and
reposeful bearing。
Assuredly a people who devote so little attention to the study of food�察�
and all matters connected with it�察 �must inevitably remain barbaric�察�
however skilfully they may feign a superficial refinement。 It is said�察�
although I do not commit this matter to my own brush�察�that among them
are more books composed on subjects which have no actual existence than
on cooking�察�and�察�incredible as it may appear�察�to be exceptionally round´
bodied confers no public honour upon the individual。 Should a favourable
occasion present itself�察�there are many who do not scruple to jest upon the
subject of food�察�or�察�what is incalculably more depraved�察�upon the scarcity
of it。
Nevertheless�察�there are exceptions of a highly distinguished radiance。
Among these must be accounted one into whose presence this person was
recently led by our polished and harmonious friend Quang´Tsun�察 �the
merchant in tea and spices。 This versatile person�察�whose business´name is
spoken of as Jones Bob´Jones�察�is worthy of all benignant respect�察�and in a
really enlightened country would doubtless be raised to a more exalted
position than that of a breaker of outsides ��an occupation difficult to
express adequately in the written language of a country where it is
unknown���察 �for his face is like the sun setting in the time of harvest�察 �his
waist garment excessive�察 �and the undoubted symmetry of his middle
portions honourable in the extreme。 So welcome in my eyes�察 �after
witnessing an unending stream of concave and attenuated barbarian ghosts�察�
was the sight of these perfections of Jones Bob´Jones�察�that instead of the
formal greeting of this Islandthe unmeaning ;How do you do it�拭�I
shook hands cordially with myself�察 �and exclaimed affectionately in our
own language�察 �Illimitable felicities� �How is your stomach�拭─�
;Well�察─�replied Jones Bob´Jones�察�after Quang´Tsun had interpreted this
polite salutation to his understanding�察 �since you mention it�察�that's just the
trouble�察 �but I'm going on pretty well�察 �thanks。 I've tried most of the
advertised things�察�and now my doctor has put me practically on a bread´
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and´water courseclear soup�察�boiled fish�察�plain joint�察�no sweets�察�a crumb
of cheese�察�and a bare three glasses of Hermitage。;
During this amiable remark ��of which�察�as it is somewhat of a technical
nature�察�I was unable to grasp the contained significance until the agreeable
Quang´Tsun had subsequently repeated it several times for my retention���察�I
maintained a consistent expression of harmonious agreement and gratified
esteem ��suitable�察�I find�察�for all like occasions���察�and then�察�judging from the
sympathetic animation of Jones Bob´Jones's countenance�察�that it had not
improbably been connected with food�察�I discreetly introduced the subject
of sea´snails�察�preserved in the essence of crushed peaches�察�by courteously
inquiring whether he had ever partaken of such a delicacy。
;No�察─ �replied the liberal´minded person�察 �whenencouraged by the
protruding eagerness of his eyes at the mention of the viandI had further
spoken of the refined flavour of the dish�察�and explained the manner of its
preparation。 ;I can't say that I have�察 �but it sounds uncommonly good
something like turtle�察�I should imagine。 I'll see if they can get it for me at
Pimm's。;
This filial tribute goes by a trusty hand�察�in the person of one Ki Nihy�察�
who is shortly committing himself to the protection of his ancestors and
the voracity of the unbounded Bitter Waters�察�and with brightness and gold
it will doubtless reach you in the course of twelve or eighteen moons。 The
superstitious here�察 �this person may describe�察 �when they wish to send
messages from one to another�察 �inscribe upon the outer cover a written
representation of the one whose habitation they require�察�and after affixing
a small paper talisman�察�drop it into a hole in the nearest wall�察�in the hope
that it may be ultimately conveyed to the appointed spot�察 �either by the
services of the charitably´disposed passer´by�察�or by the intervention of the
beneficent deities。
With a multiplicity of greetings and many abject expressions of a
conscious inferiority�察�and attested by an unvarying thumb´mark。
KONG HO。 ��Effete branch of a pure and magnanimous trunk。��
To Kong Ah´Paik�察�reclining beneath the sign of the Lead Tortoise�察�in a
northerly direction beyond the Lotus Beds outside the city of Yuen´ping。
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The Middle Flowery Kingdom。
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LETTER II
Concerning the ill´destined manner of existence of the hound
Hercules。 The thoughtlessly´expre