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communication with Mr。 Fish。 Every New Year's Day�察 �myself and
friends will drink his health。 Once every year�察 �myself and friends will
address him with the deepest feeling。 Once in his life�察 �he may even
perhaps receive�察�in public�察�in the presence of the gentry�察�a Trifle from a
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Friend。 And when�察�upheld no more by these stimulants�察�and the Dignity
of Labour�察�he sinks into his comfortable grave�察�then�察�my lady' ´ here Sir
Joseph blew his nose ´ 'I will be a Friend and a Father ´ on the same terms
´ to his children。'
Toby was greatly moved。
'O� �You have a thankful family�察�Sir Joseph��' cried his wife。
'My lady��' said Sir Joseph�察�quite majestically�察�'Ingratitude is known to
be the sin of that class。 I expect no other return。'
'Ah� �Born bad��' thought Toby。 'Nothing melts us。'
'What man can do�察 �I do��' pursued Sir Joseph。 'I do my duty as the
Poor Man's Friend and Father�察 �and I endeavour to educate his mind�察 �by
inculcating on all occasions the one great moral lesson which that class
requires。 That is�察�entire Dependence on myself。 They have no business
whatever with ´ with themselves。 If wicked and designing persons tell
them otherwise�察 �and they become impatient and discontented�察 �and are
guilty of insubordinate conduct and black´hearted ingratitude�察 �which is
undoubtedly the case�察�I am their Friend and Father still。 It is so Ordained。
It is in the nature of things。'
With that great sentiment�察�he opened the Alderman's letter�察�and read it。
'Very polite and attentive�察�I am sure��' exclaimed Sir Joseph。 'My lady�察�
the Alderman is so obliging as to remind me that he has had ;the
distinguished honour; ´ he is very good ´ of meeting me at the house of
our mutual friend Deedles�察 �the banker�察 �and he does me the favour to
inquire whether it will be agreeable to me to have Will Fern put down。'
'MOST agreeable��' replied my Lady Bowley。 'The worst man among
them� �He has been committing a robbery�察�I hope��'
'Why no��' said Sir Joseph'�察 �referring to the letter。 'Not quite。 Very
near。 Not quite。 He came up to London�察 �it seems�察 �to look for
employment ��trying to better himself ´ that's his story���察�and being found at
night asleep in a shed�察�was taken into custody�察�and carried next morning
before the Alderman。 The Alderman observes ��very properly�� that he is
determined to put this sort of thing down�察�and that if it will be agreeable to
me to have Will Fern put down�察�he will be happy to begin with him。'
'Let him be made an example of�察�by all means��' returned the lady。 'Last
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winter�察�when I introduced pinking and eyelet´holing among the men and
boys in the village�察�as a nice evening employment�察�and had the lines�察�
O let us love our occupations�察�Bless the squire and his relations�察�Live
upon our daily rations�察�And always know our proper stations�察�
set to music on the new system�察�for them to sing the while�察�this very
Fern ´ I see him now ´ touched that hat of his�察 �and said�察 �I humbly ask
your pardon�察�my lady�察�but AN'T I something different from a great girl�拭─�
I expected it�察 �of course�察 �who can expect anything but insolence and
ingratitude from that class of people� �That is not to the purpose�察�however。
Sir Joseph� �Make an example of him��'
'Hem��' coughed Sir Joseph。 'Mr。 Fish�察�if you'll have the goodness to
attend ´ '
Mr。 Fish immediately seized his pen�察 �and wrote from Sir Joseph's
dictation。
'Private。 My dear Sir。 I am very much indebted to you for your
courtesy in the matter of the man William Fern�察�of whom�察�I regret to add�察�I
can say nothing favourable。 I have uniformly considered myself in the
light of his Friend and Father�察 �but have been repaid ��a common case�察 �I
grieve to say�� with ingratitude�察�and constant opposition to my plans。 He
is a turbulent and rebellious spirit。 His character will not bear investigation。
Nothing will persuade him to be happy when he might。 Under these
circumstances�察 �it appears to me�察 �I own�察 �that when he comes before you
again ��as you informed me he promised to do to´morrow�察 �pending your
inquiries�察 �and I think he may be so far relied upon���察 �his committal for
some short term as a Vagabond�察�would be a service to society�察�and would
be a salutary example in a country where ´ for the sake of those who are�察�
through good and evil report�察�the Friends and Fathers of the Poor�察�as well
as with a view to that�察�generally speaking�察�misguided class themselves ´
examples are greatly needed。 And I am��' and so forth。
'It appears��' remarked Sir Joseph when he had signed this letter�察�and Mr。
Fish was sealing it�察�'as if this were Ordained�此 �really。 At the close of the
year�察 �I wind up my account and strike my balance�察 �even with William
Fern��'
Trotty�察�who had long ago relapsed�察�and was very low´spirited�察�stepped
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forward with a rueful face to take the letter。
'With my compliments and thanks��' said Sir Joseph。 'Stop��'
'Stop��' echoed Mr。 Fish。
'You have heard�察�perhaps��' said Sir Joseph�察�oracularly�察�'certain remarks
into which I have been led respecting the solemn period of time at which
we have arrived�察�and the duty imposed upon us of settling our affairs�察�and
being prepared。 You have observed that I don't shelter myself behind my
superior standing in society�察 �but that Mr。 Fish ´ that gentleman ´ has a
cheque´book at his elbow�察�and is in fact here�察�to enable me to turn over a
perfectly new leaf�察�and enter on the epoch before us with a clean account。
Now�察�my friend�察�can you lay your hand upon your heart�察�and say�察�that you
also have made preparations for a New Year��'
'I am afraid�察�sir��' stammered Trotty�察�looking meekly at him�察�'that I am a
´ a ´ little behind´hand with the world。'
' Behind´hand with the world��' repeated Sir Joseph Bowley�察�in a tone
of terrible distinctness。
'I am afraid�察�sir��' faltered Trotty�察�'that there's a matter of ten or twelve
shillings owing to Mrs。 Chickenstalker。'
'To Mrs。 Chickenstalker��' repeated Sir Joseph�察 �in the same tone as
before。
'A shop�察 �sir��' exclaimed Toby�察 �'in the general line。 Also a ´ a little
money on account of rent。 A very little�察�sir。 It oughtn't to be owing�察�I
know�察�but we have been hard put to it�察�indeed��'
Sir Joseph looked at his lady�察�and at Mr。 Fish�察�and at Trotty�察�one after
another�察�twice all round。 He then made a despondent gesture with both
hands at once�察�as if he gave the thing up altogether。
'How a man�察�even among this improvident and impracticable race�察�an
old man�察 �a man grown grey�察 �can look a New Year in the face�察 �with his
affairs in this condition�察�how he can lie down on his bed at night�察�and get
up again in the morning�察�and ´ Ther