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Where did you come from�拭 �A VOICE。 Centre door�察 �left hand�察 �one
back。
THE CONDUCTOR ��returning with his lantern��。 Hallo� �What's the
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matter here�拭�
A VOICE。 Train robbers� �Throw up your hands� �Tell the express´
messenger to bring his safe。
��The passengers emerge from their berths in various deshabille and
bewilderment。�А�
THE CONDUCTOR ��to MR。 ROBERTS��。 Have you been making
all this row�察�waking up my passengers�拭�
THE CALIFORNIAN。 No�察 �sir�察 �he hasn't。 I've been making this
row。 This gentleman was peaceably looking for his wife�察 �and I
misunderstood him。 You want to say anything to me�拭�
THE CONDUCTOR ��silently taking THE CALIFORNIAN'S measure
with his eye�察�as he stands six fret in his stockings��。 If I did�察�I'd get the
biggest brakeman I could find to do it for me。 I'VE got nothing to say
except that I think you'd better all go back to bed again。
��He goes out�察 �and the passengers disappear one by one�察 �leaving the
ROBERTSES and THE CALIFORNIAN alone。�А�
THE CALIFORNIAN ��to MR。 ROBERTS��。 Stranger�察�I'm sorry I got
you into this scrape。
MR。 ROBERTS。 Oh�察 �don't speak of it�察 �my dear sir。 I'm sure we
owe you all sorts of apologies�察�which I shall be most happy to offer you at
my house in Boston�察�with every needful explanation。 ��He takes out his
card�察�and gives it to THE CALIFORNIAN�察�who looks at it�察�and then looks
at MR。 ROBERTS curiously。�А �There's my address�察�and I'm sure we shall
both be glad to have you call。
MRS。 ROBERTS。 Oh�察 �yes indeed。 ��THE CALIFORNIAN parts
the curtains of his berth to re´enter it。�А �Good´night�察�sir�察�and I assure you
WE shall do nothing more to disturb youshall we�察�Edward�拭�
MR。 ROBERTS。 No。 And now�察�dear�察�I think you'd better go back
to your berth。
MRS。 ROBERTS。 I couldn't sleep�察�and I shall not go back。 Is this
your place�拭 �I will just rest my head on your shoulder�察�and we must both
be perfectly quiet。 You've no idea what a nuisance I have been making of
myself。 The whole car was perfectly furious at me one time�察 �I kept
talking so loud。 I don't know how I came to do it�察�but I suppose it was
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thinking about you and Willis meeting without knowing each other made
me nervous�察�and I couldn't be still。 I woke everybody up with my talking�察�
and some of them were quite outrageous in their remarks�察 �but I didn't
blame them the least bit�察 �for I should have been just as bad。 That
California gentleman was perfectly splendid�察�though。 I can tell you HE
made them stop。 We struck up quite a friendship。 I told him I had a
brother coming on from California�察�and he's going to try to think whether
he knows Willis。 ��Groans and inarticulate protests make themselves heard
from different berths。�А �I declare�察�I've got to talking again� �There�察�now�察�I
SHALL stop�察�and they won't hear another squeak from me the rest of the
night。 ��She lifts her head from her husband's shoulder。�А�I wonder if baby
will roll out。 He DOES kick so� �And I just sprang up and left him
when I heard your voice�察 �without putting anything to keep him in。 I
MUST go and have a look at him�察�or I never can settle down。 No�察�no�察�
don't you go�察�Edward�察�you'll be prying into all the wrong berths in the car�察�
you poor thing� �You stay here�察 �and I'll be back in half a second。 I
wonder which is my berth。 Ah� �that's it�察 �I know the one now。 ��She
makes a sudden dash at a berth�察�and pulling open the curtains is confronted
by the bearded visage of THE CALIFORNIAN。�А �Ah� �Ow� �ow� �
Edward� �Ah� �II beg your pardon�察�sir�察�excuse me�察�I didn't know it was
you。 I came for my baby。
THE CALIFORNIAN ��solemnly��。 I haven't got any baby�察�ma'am。
MRS。 ROBERTS。 NonoI thought you were my baby。
THE CALIFORNIAN。 Perhaps I am�察�ma'am�察�I've lost so much sleep
I could cry�察�anyway。 Do I LOOK like your baby�拭�
MRS。 ROBERTS。 No�察 �no�察 �you don't。 ��In distress that overcomes
her mortification。�А �Oh�察�where is my baby�拭 �I left him all uncovered�察�and
he'll take his death of cold�察 �even if he doesn't roll out。 Oh�察 �Edward�察�
Edward�察�help me to find baby� �
MR。 ROBERTS ��bustling aimlessly about��。 Yes�察 �yes�察 �certainly�察 �my
dear。 But don't be alarmed�察�we shall find him。
THE CALIFORNIAN ��getting out in his stocking feet��。 We shall
find him�察�ma'am�察�if we have to search every berth in this car。 Don't you
take on。 That baby's going to be found if he's aboard the train�察�now�察�you
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bet� 。�He looks about and then tears open the curtains of a berth at
random。�А �That your baby�察�ma'am�拭�
MRS。 ROBERTS ��flying upon the infant thus exposed��。 Oh�察�BABY�察�
baby�察�baby�。 �I thought I had lost you。 Um� �um� �um� �
��She clasps him in her arms�察�and covers his face and neck with kisses。�А�
THE CALIFORNIAN ��as he gets back into his berth�察�sotto voce��。 I
wish I HAD been her baby。
MRS。 ROBERTS ��returning with her husband to his seat�察�and bringing
the baby with her��。 There� �Did you ever see such a sleeper�察�Edward�拭�
��In her ecstasy she abandons all control of her voice�察 �and joyfully
exclaims。�А �He has slept all through this excitement�察�without a wink。
A solemn Voice from one of the berths。 I envy him。
��A laugh follows�察�in which all the passengers join。�А�
MRS。 ROBERTS ��in a hoarse whisper�察�breaking a little with laughter��。
Oh�察 �my goodness� �there I went again。 But how funny� �I assure you�察�
Edward�察�that if their remarks had not been about me�察�I could have really
quite enjoyed some of them。 I wish there had been somebody here to
take them down。 And I hope I shall see some of the speakers in the
morning beforeEdward�察�I've got an idea� �
MR。 ROBERTS ��endeavoring to teach his wife by example to lower
her voice�察�which has risen again��。 Whatwhat is it�察�my dear�拭�
MRS。 ROBERTS。 Why�察�don't you see�拭 �How perfectly ridiculous it
was of me not to think of it before� �though I did think of it once�察 �and
hadn't the courage to insist upon it。 But of course it is�察�and it accounts
for his being so polite and kind to me through all�察�and it's the only thing
that can。 Yes�察�yes�察�it must be。
MR。 ROBERTS ��mystified��。 What�拭�
MRS。 ROBERTS。 Willis。
MR。 ROBERTS。 Who�拭�
MRS。 ROBERTS。 This Californian。
MR。 ROBERTS。 Oh� �
MRS。 ROBERTS。 No STRANGER could have been so patient and
and attentive�察�and I know that he recognized me from the first�察�and he's
just kept it up for a joke�察�so as to surprise us and have a good laugh at us