the ragged trousered philanthropists-第121章
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o；〃 I ses … just like that。 〃Wot the 'ell do yer mean；〃 I ses； 〃by comin' 'ere at this time o' night with a order like that？〃 I ses。 You'd a larfed；' continued Crass； as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand after taking another drink out of his glass； and looking round to note the effect of the story； ‘you'd a larfed if you'd bin there。 'E was fairly flabbergasted！ And wen I said that to 'im I see 'is jaw drop！ An' then 'e started apoligizing and said as 'e 'adn't meant no offence； but I told 'im bloody straight not to come no more of it。 〃You bring the horder at a reasonable time；〃 I ses … just like that … 〃and I'll attend to it；〃 I ses； 〃but not otherwise；〃 I ses。'
As he concluded this story； Crass drained his glass and gazed round upon the audience； who were full of admiration。 They looked at each other and at Crass and nodded their heads approvingly。 Yes； undoubtedly； that was the proper way to deal with such bounders as Nimrod； take up a strong attitude； an' let 'em see as you'll stand no nonsense！
‘Yer don't blame me； do yer？' continued Crass。 ‘Why should we put up with a lot of old buck from the likes of 'im！ We're not a lot of bloody Chinamen； are we？'
So far from blaming him； they all assured him that they would have acted in precisely the same way under similar circumstances。
‘For my part； I'm a bloke like this；' said a tall man with a very loud voice … a chap who nearly fell down dead every time Rushton or Misery looked at him。 ‘I'm a bloke like this 'ere： I never stands no cheek from no gaffers！ If a guv'nor ses two bloody words to me； I downs me tools and I ses to 'im； 〃Wot！ Don't I suit yer； guv'ner？ Ain't I done enuff for yer？ Werry good！ Gimmie me bleedin' a'pence。〃'
‘Quite right too；' said everybody。 That was the way to serve 'em。 If only everyone would do the same as the tall man … who had just paid for another round of drinks … things would be a lot more comfortable than they was。
‘Last summer I was workin' for ole Buncer；' said a little man with a cutaway coat several sizes too large for him。 ‘I was workin' for ole Buncer； over at Windley； an' you all knows as 'e don't arf lower it。 Well； one day； when I knowed 'e was on the drunk； I 'ad to first coat a room out … white； so thinks I to meself； 〃If I buck up I shall be able to get this lot done by about four o'clock； an' then I can clear orf 'ome。 'Cos I reckoned as 'e'd be about flattened out by that time； an' you know 'e ain't got no foreman。 So I tears into it an' gets this 'ere room done about a quarter past four； an' I'd just got me things put away for the night w'en 'oo should come fallin' up the bloody stairs but ole Buncer； drunk as a howl！ An' no sooner 'e gits inter the room than 'e starts yappin' an' rampin'。 〃Is this 'ere hall you've done？〃 'e shouts out。 〃Wotcher bin up to hall day？〃 'e ses； an' 'e keeps on shouting' an' swearin' till at last I couldn't stand it no longer； 'cos you can guess I wasn't in a very good temper with 'im comin' along jist then w'en I thought I was goin' to get orf a bit early … so w'en 'e kept on shoutin' I never made no answer to 'im； but ups with me fist an' I gives 'im a slosh in the dial an' stopped 'is clock！ Then I chucked the pot o' w'ite paint hover 'im； an' kicked 'im down the bloody stairs。'
‘Serve 'im blooming well right； too；' said Crass as he took a fresh glass of beer from one of the others； who had just ‘stood' another round。
‘What did the br say to that？' inquired the tall man。
‘Not a bloody word！' replied the little man； ‘'E picked 'isself up； and called a keb wot was passin' an' got inter it an' went 'ome； an' I never seen no more of 'im until about 'arf…past eleven the next day； w'en I was second…coatin' the room； an' 'e comes up with a noo suit o' clothes on； an' arsts me if I'd like to come hover to the pub an' 'ave a drink？ So we goes hover； an' 'e calls for a w'iskey an' soda for isself an' arsts me wot I'd 'ave； so I 'ad the same。 An' w'ile we was gettin' it down us； 'e ses to me； 〃Ah； Garge；〃 'e ses。 〃You losed your temper with me yesterday；〃' 'e ses。'
‘There you are； you see！' said the tall man。 ‘There's an example for yer！ If you 'adn't served 'im as you did you'd most likely 'ave 'ad to put up with a lot more ole buck。'
They all agreed that the little man had done quite right： they all said that they didn' blame him in the least： they would all have done the same： in fact； this was the way they all conducted themselves whenever occasion demanded it。 To hear them talk； one would imagine that such affairs as the recent exploit of Bill Bates and the Semi…drunk were constantly taking place； instead of only occurring about once in a blue moon。
Crass stood the final round of drinks； and as he evidently thought that circumstance deserved to be signalized in some special manner； he proposed the following toast； which was drunk with enthusiasm：
‘To hell with the man； May he never grow fat； What carries two faces； Under one 'at。'
Rushton & Co。 did a lot of work that summer。 They did not have many big jobs； but there were a lot of little ones； and the boy Bert was kept busy running from one to the other。 He spent most of his time dragging a handcart with loads of paint； or planks and steps； and seldom went out to work with the men； for when he was not taking things out to the various places where the philanthropists were working； he was in the paintshop at the yard； scraping out dirty paint…pots or helping Crass to mix up colours。 Although scarcely anyone seemed to notice it； the boy presented a truly pitiable spectacle。 He was very pale and thin。 Dragging the handcart did not help him to put on flesh； for the weather was very hot and the work made him sweat。
His home was right away on the other side of Windley。 It took him more than three…quarters of an hour to walk to the shop； and as he had to be at work at six； that meant that he had to leave home at a few minutes past five every morning； so that he always got up about half past four。
He was wearing a man's coat … or rather jacket … which gave the upper part of his body a bulky appearance。 The trousers were part of a suit of his own； and were somewhat narrowly cut； as is the rule with boys' cheap ready…made trousers。 These thin legs appearing under the big jacket gave him a rather grotesque appearance； which was heightened by the fact that all his clothes； cap； coat； waistcoat； trousers and boots； were smothered with paint and distemper of various colours； and there were generally a few streaks of paint of some sort or other upon his face； and of course his hands … especially round the fingernails … were grimed with it。 But the worst of all were the dreadful hobnailed boots： the leather of the uppers of these was an eighth of an inch thick； and very stiff。 Across the fore part of the boot this hard leather had warped into ridges and valleys； which chafed his feet； and made them bleed。 The soles were five…eighths of an inch thick； covered with hobnails； and were as hard and inflexible and almost as heavy as iron。 These boots hurt his feet dreadfully and made him feel very tired and miserable； for he had such a lot of walking to do。 He used to be jolly glad when dinner…time came； for then he used to get out of sight in some quiet spot and lie down for the whole hour。 His favourite dining…place was up in the loft over the carpenter's shop； where they stored the mouldings and architraves。 No one ever came there at that hour； and after he had eaten his dinner he used to lie down and think and rest。
He nearly always had an hour for dinner； but he did not always have it at the same time： sometimes he had it at twelve o'clock and sometimes not till two。 It all depended upon what stuff had to be taken to the job。
Often it happened that some men at a distant job required some material to use immediately after dinner； and perhaps Crass was not able to get it ready till twelve o'clock； so that it was not possible to take it before dinner…time； and if Bert left it till after dinner the men would be wasting their time waiting for it： so in such cases he took it there first and had his dinner when he came back。
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