the ragged trousered philanthropists-第61章
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a few had been sacked today it would have made it all the better for the rest。 Still； this aspect of the business did not greatly interfere with the relief that they all felt at knowing that the immediate danger was over； and the fact that it was Saturday … pay…day … also served to revive their drooping spirits。 They all felt pretty certain that Misery would return no more that day； and presently Harlow began to sing the old favourite。 ‘Work！ for the night is coming！' the refrain of which was soon taken up by nearly everyone in the house：
‘Work！ for the night is coming； Work in the morning hours。 Work！ for the night is coming； Work 'mid springing flowers。
‘Work while the dew is sparkling； Work in the noonday sun！ Work！ for the night is coming When man's work is done！'
When this hymn was finished； someone else； imitating the whine of a street…singer； started； ‘Oh； where is my wandering boy tonight？' and then Harlow … who by some strange chance had a penny … took it out of his pocket and dropped it on the floor； the ringing of the coin being greeted with shouts of ‘Thank you； kind lady；' from several of the singers。 This little action of Harlow's was the means of bringing a most extraordinary circumstance to light。 Although it was Saturday morning； several of the others had pennies or half…pence！ and at the conclusion of each verse they all followed Harlow's example and the house resounded with the ringing of falling coins； cries of ‘Thank you； kind lady；' ‘Thank you； sir；' and ‘Gord bless you；' mingled with shouts of laughter。
‘My wandering boy' was followed by a choice selection of choruses of well…known music…hall songs； including ‘Goodbye； my Bluebell'； ‘The Honeysuckle and the Bee'； ‘I've got 'em！' and ‘The Church Parade'； the whole being tastefully varied and interspersed with howls； shrieks； curses； catcalls； and downward explosions of flatulence。
In the midst of the uproar Crass came upstairs。
‘'Ere！' he shouted。 ‘For Christ's sake make less row！ Suppose Nimrod was to come back！'
‘Oh； he ain't comin' any more today；' said Harlow； recklessly。
‘Besides； what if 'e does come？' cried Easton。 ‘Oo cares for 'im？'
‘Well； we never know； and for that matter Rushton or Sweater might come at any minit。'
With this； Crass went muttering back to the scullery； and the men relapsed into their usual silence。
At ten minutes to one they all ceased work； put away their colours and locked up the house。 There were a number of ‘empties' to be taken away and left at the yard on their way to the office； these Crass divided amongst the others … carrying nothing himself … and then they all set out for the office to get their money； cracking jokes as they went along。 Harlow and Easton enlivened the journey by coughing significantly whenever they met a young woman； and audibly making some complimentary remark about her personal appearance。 If the girl smiled； each of them eagerly claimed to have ‘seen her first'； but if she appeared offended or ‘stuck up'； they suggested that she was cross…cut or that she had been eating vinegar with a fork。 Now and then they kissed their hands affectionately to servant…girls whom they saw looking out of windows。 Some of these girls laughed； others looked indignant； but whichever way they took it was equally amusing to Crass and the rest； who were like a crowd of boys just let out of school。
It will be remembered that there was a back door to Rushton's office； in this door was a small sliding panel or trap…door with a little shelf at the bottom。 The men stood in the road on the pavement outside the closed door； their money being passed out to them through the sliding panel。 As there was no shelter； when it rained they occasionally got wet through while waiting to be paid。 With some firms it is customary to call out the names of the men and pay them in order of seniority or ability； but there was no such system here； the man who got to the aperture first was paid first； and so on。 The result was that there was always a sort of miniature ‘Battle of Life'； the men pushing and struggling against each other as if their lives depended upon their being paid by a certain time。
On the ledge of the little window through which their money was passed there was always a Hospital collection…box。 Every man put either a penny or twopence into this box。 Of course； it was not compulsory to do so； but they all did； because they felt that any man who omitted to contribute might be ‘marked'。 They did not all agree with contributing to the Hospital； for several reasons。 They knew that the doctors at the Hospital made a practice of using the free patients to make experiments upon； and they also knew that the so…called ‘free' patients who contribute so very largely directly to the maintenance of such institutions； get scant consideration when they apply for the ‘free' treatment； and are plainly given to understand that they are receiving ‘charity'。 Some of the men thought that； considering the extent to which they contributed； they should be entitled to attention as a right。
After receiving their wages； Crass； Easton； Bundy； Philpot； Harlow and a few others adjourned to the Cricketers for a drink。 Owen went away alone； and Slyme also went on by himself。 There was no use waiting for Easton to come out of the public house； because there was no knowing how long he would be； he might stay half an hour or two hours。
On his way home； in accordance with his usual custom； Slyme called at the Post Office to put some of his wages in the bank。 Like most other ‘Christians'； he believed in taking thought for the morrow； what he should eat and drink and wherewithal he was to be clothed。 He thought it wise to layup for himself as much treasure upon earth as possible。 The fact that Jesus said that His disciples were not to do these things made no more difference to Slyme's conduct than it does to the conduct of any other ‘Christian'。 They are all agreed that when Jesus said this He meant something else： and all the other inconvenient things that Jesus said are disposed of in the same way。 For instance； these ‘disciples' assure us that when Jesus said； ‘Resist not evil'； ‘If a man smite thee upon he right cheek turn unto him also the left'； He really meant 'Turn on to him a Maxim gun； disembowel him with a bayonet or batter in his skull with the butt end of a rifle！' When He said； ‘If one take thy coat； give him thy cloak also；' the ‘Christians' say that what He really meant was： ‘If one take thy coat； give him six months' hard labour。 A few of the followers of Jesus admit that He really did mean just what He said； but they say that the world would never be able to go on if they followed out His teachings！ That is true。 It is probably the effect that Jesus intended His teachings to produce。 It is altogether improbable that He wished the world to continue along its present lines。 But； if these pretended followers really think … as they say that they do … that the teachings of Jesus are ridiculous and impracticable； why continue the hypocritical farce of calling themselves ‘Christians' when they don't really believe in or follow Him at all？
As Jesus himself pointed out； there's no sense in calling Him ‘Lord； Lord' when they do not the things that He said。
This banking transaction finished； Slyme resumed his homeward way； stopping only to purchase some sweets at a confectioner's。 He spent a whole sixpence at once in this shop on a glass jar of sweets for the baby。
Ruth was not surprised when she saw him come in alone； it was the usual thing since Easton had become so friendly with Crass。
She made no reference to his absence； but Slyme noticed with secret chagrin that she was annoyed and disappointed。 She was just finishing scrubbing the kitchen floor and little Freddie was sitting up in a baby's high chair that had a little shelf or table fixed in front of it。 To keep him amused while she did her work； Ruth had given him a piece of bread and raspberry jam； which the child had rubbed all over his face and into his scalp； evidently being under the impression that it was something for the improvement of the complexio
