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value。 In other ways�察�the continental races�察�when discovered�察�were sadly 

behind   the   times。   In   business�察  �they   ignored   the   use   of   ;corners�察─  �that 

backbone of American trade�察�and their ideas of advertising were but little 

in advance of those known among the ancient Greeks。 

     The discovery of Europe by the Americans was made about 1850�察�at 

which   date   the   first   bands   of   adventurers   crossed   the   seas   in   search   of 

amusement。   The   reports   these   pioneers   brought   back   of   the   NAIVETE�察�

politeness�察�and gullibility of the natives�察�and the cheapness of existence in 



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their   cities�察 �caused    a  general    exodus    from   the   western    to  the  eastern 

hemisphere。 Most of the Americans who had used up their credit at home 

and   those   whose   incomes   were   insufficient   for  their   wants�察  �immediately 

migrated to these happy hunting grounds�察�where life was inexpensive and 

credit unlimited。 

     The first arrivals enjoyed for some twenty years unique opportunities。 

They were able to live in splendor for a pittance that would barely have 

kept them in necessaries on their own side of the Atlantic�察�and to pick up 

valuable specimens of native handiwork for nominal sums。 In those happy 

days�察�to belong to the invading race was a sufficient passport to the good 

graces   of   the   Europeans�察  �who   asked   no   other   guarantees   before   trading 

with the newcomers�察�but flocked around them�察�offering their services and 

their primitive manufactures�察�convinced that Americans were all wealthy。 

     Alas�   �History   ever   repeats   itself。   As   Mexicans   and   Peruvians�察  �after 

receiving   their   conquerors   with   confidence   and   enthusiasm�察  �came   to   rue 

the day they had opened their arms to strangers�察�so the European peoples�察�

before a quarter of a century was over�察�realized that the hordes from across 

the   sea   who   were   over´running   their   lands�察  �raising   prices�察  �crowding   the 

native   students     out  of  the   schools�察  �and   finally   attempting    to  force   an 

entrance     into   society�察  �had   little  to  recommend       them    or   justify  their 

presence      except    money。     Even    in   this   some    of   the   intruders    were 

unsatisfactory。 Those   who   had   been   received   into   the   ;bosom;   of   hotels 

often   forgot   to   settle   before   departing。  The   continental   women   who   had 

provided   the     wives   of   discoverers   with    the   raiment   of   the  country   ��a 

luxury greatly affected by those ladies�� found�察�to their disgust�察�that their 

new customers were often unable or unwilling to offer any remuneration。 

     In consequence of these and many other disillusions�察�Americans began 

to   be   called  the   ;Destroyers�察─    �especially    when    it  became    known     that 

nothing was too   heavy or   too bulky  to be   carried away  by the   invaders�察�

who tore the insides from the native houses�察�the paintings from the walls�察�

the statues   from  the   temples�察 �and   transported this   booty  across   the   seas�察�

much   in   the   same   way   as   the   Romans   had   plundered   Greece。   Elaborate 

furniture seemed especially to attract the new arrivals�察�who acquired vast 

quantities of it。 



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     Here�察  �however�察  �the   wily   natives   ��who   were   beginning   to   appreciate 

their   own     belongings��     had   revenge。     Immense      quantities    of  worthless 

imitations     were     secretly   manufactured       and    sold   to  the   travellers    at 

fabulous prices。 The same artifice was used with paintings�察�said to be by 

great masters�察�and with imitations of old stuffs and bric´ a´brac�察�which the 

ignorant and arrogant invaders pretended to appreciate and collect。 

     Previous to our arrival there had been an invasion of the Continent by 

the English about the year 1812。 One of their historians�察�called Thackeray�察�

gives an amusing account of this in the opening chapters of his ;Shabby 

Genteel Story。; That event�察�however�察�was unimportant in comparison with 

the   great American   movement�察  �although   both   were   characterized   by   the 

same      total  disregard     of   the   feelings    and    prejudices    of   indigenous 

populations。      The   English     then   walked    about    the  continental     churches 

during   divine   service�察  �gazing   at   the   pictures   and   consulting   their   guide´ 

books as unconcernedly as our compatriots do to´day。 They also crowded 

into   theatres   and   concert   halls�察  �and   afterwards   wrote   to   the   newspapers 

complaining of the bad atmosphere of those primitive establishments and 

of the long ENTR'ACTES。 

     As long as the invaders confined themselves to such trifles�察�the patient 

foreigners submitted to their overbearing and uncouth ways because of the 

supposed benefit to trade。 The natives even went so far as to build hotels 

for   the   accommodation   and   delight   of   the   invaders�察  �abandoning   whole 

quarters to their guests。 

     There was�察�however�察�a point at which complacency stopped。 The older 

civilizations     had    formed     among     themselves      restricted    and   exclusive 

societies�察   �to  which     access   was    almost    impossible     to  strangers。    These 

sanctuaries tempted the immigrants�察�who offered their fairest virgins and 

much treasure for the privilege of admission。 The indigenous aristocrats�察�

who     were    mostly    poor�察  �yielded   to  these   offers   and   a  few   Americans 

succeeded       in  forcing   an   entrance。    But   the   old   nobility   soon    became 

frightened   at   the   number   and   vulgarity   of   the   invaders�察  �and   withdrew 

severely into their shells�察�refusing to accept any further bribes either in the 

form of females or finance。 

     From  this   moment   dates   the humiliation of   the discoverers。 All   their 



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booty     and   plunder    seemed     worthless     in  comparison       with   the  Elysian 

delights they  imagined  were  concealed   behind   the  closed doors   of those 

holy    places�察   �visions   of   which    tortured    the   women      from   the   western 

hemisphere and prevented their taking any pleasure in other victories。 To 

be received into those inner circles became their chief ambition。 With this 

end   in   view   they   dressed   themselves   in   expensive   costumes�察  �took   the 

trouble to learn the ;lingo; spoken in the country�察�went to the extremity of 

copying the ways of the native women by painting their faces�察�and in one 

or two cases imitated the laxity of their morals。 

     In   spite   of  these   concessions�察    �our   women      were   not   received    with 

enthusiasm。   On   the   contrary�察  �the   very   name   of   an   American   became   a 

byword      and    an  abomination       in  every   continental     city。  This   prejudice 

against us abroad is hardly to be wondered at on reflecting what we have 

done     to   acquire    it。  The   agents    chosen     by   our   government       to  treat 

diplomatically with the conquered nations�察�owe their selection to political 

motives rather than to their tact or fitness。 In the large majority of cases 

men     are   sent  over   who    know     little  either  of  the   habits   or  languages 

prevailing in Europe。 

     The    worst    elements     always    follow    in  the  wake    of   discovery。    Our 

settlements abroad gradually  became the   abode of the compromised�察�the 

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