the lazy tour of two idle apprentices(曾倖椀鬼予宮議唾佩)-及21嫗
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!!!!隆堋響頼��紗秘慕禰厮宴和肝写偬堋響��
The physical results of his accident have been related in a previous chapter。
The moral results now stand on record�察�and�察�with the enumeration of these�察�
that part of the present narrative which is occupied by the Episode of The
Sprained Ankle may now perhaps be considered�察 �in all its aspects�察 �as
finished and complete。
'How do you propose that we get through this present afternoon and
evening��' demanded Thomas Idle�察�after two or three hours of the foregoing
reflections at Allonby。
Mr。 Goodchild faltered�察 �looked out of window�察 �looked in again�察 �and
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said�察 �as he had so often said before�察 �'There is the sea�察 �and here are the
shrimps�察 � let us eat 'em'��'
But�察�the wise donkey was at that moment in the act of bolting�此 �not
with the irresolution of his previous efforts which had been wanting in
sustained force of character�察�but with real vigour of purpose�此 �shaking the
dust off his mane and hind´feet at Allonby�察�and tearing away from it�察�as if
he had nobly made up his mind that he never would be taken alive。 At
sight of this inspiring spectacle�察�which was visible from his sofa�察�Thomas
Idle stretched his neck and dwelt upon it rapturously。
'Francis Goodchild��' he then said�察 �turning to his companion with a
solemn air�察 �'this is a delightful little Inn�察 �excellently kept by the most
comfortable of landladies and the most attentive of landlords�察 �but ´ the
donkey's right��'
The words�察�'There is the sea�察�and here are the ´ ' again trembled on the
lips of Goodchild�察�unaccompanied however by any sound。
'Let us instantly pack the portmanteaus��' said Thomas Idle�察�'pay the bill�察�
and order a fly out�察�with instructions to the driver to follow the donkey��'
Mr。 Goodchild�察 �who had only wanted encouragement to disclose the
real state of his feelings�察 �and who had been pining beneath his weary
secret�察�now burst into tears�察�and confessed that he thought another day in
the place would be the death of him。
So�察�the two idle apprentices followed the donkey until the night was
far advanced。 Whether he was recaptured by the town´council�察 �or is
bolting at this hour through the United Kingdom�察�they know not。 They
hope he may be still bolting�察�if so�察�their best wishes are with him。
It entered Mr。 Idle's head�察 �on the borders of Cumberland�察 �that there
could be no idler place to stay at�察�except by snatches of a few minutes each�察�
than a railway station。 'An intermediate station on a line ´ a junction ´
anything of that sort��' Thomas suggested。 Mr。 Goodchild approved of the
idea as eccentric�察�and they journeyed on and on�察�until they came to such a
station where there was an Inn。
'Here��' said Thomas�察 �'we may be luxuriously lazy�察 �other people will
travel for us�察�as it were�察�and we shall laugh at their folly。'
It was a Junction´Station�察�where the wooden razors before mentioned
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shaved the air very often�察�and where the sharp electric´telegraph bell was
in a very restless condition。 All manner of cross´lines of rails came zig´
zagging into it�察�like a Congress of iron vipers�察�and�察�a little way out of it�察�a
pointsman in an elevated signal´box was constantly going through the
motions of drawing immense quantities of beer at a public´house bar。 In
one direction�察�confused perspectives of embankments and arches were to
be seen from the platform�察 �in the other�察 �the rails soon disentangled
themselves into two tracks and shot away under a bridge�察 �and curved
round a corner。 Sidings were there�察 �in which empty luggage´vans and
cattle´boxes often butted against each other as if they couldn't agree�察�and
warehouses were there�察�in which great quantities of goods seemed to have
taken the veil ��of the consistency of tarpaulin���察�and to have retired from
the world without any hope of getting back to it。 Refreshment´rooms
were there�察�one�察�for the hungry and thirsty Iron Locomotives where their
coke and water were ready�察�and of good quality�察�for they were dangerous
to play tricks with�察 �the other�察 �for the hungry and thirsty human
Locomotives�察 �who might take what they could get�察 �and whose chief
consolation was provided in the form of three terrific urns or vases of
white metal�察�containing nothing�察�each forming a breastwork for a defiant
and apparently much´injured woman。
Established at this Station�察 �Mr。 Thomas Idle and Mr。 Francis
Goodchild resolved to enjoy it。 But�察�its contrasts were very violent�察�and
there was also an infection in it。
First�察�as to its contrasts。 They were only two�察�but they were Lethargy
and Madness。 The Station was either totally unconscious�察 �or wildly
raving。 By day�察 �in its unconscious state�察 �it looked as if no life could
come to it�察 � as if it were all rust�察�dust�察�and ashes ´ as if the last train for
ever�察�had gone without issuing any Return´Tickets ´ as if the last Engine
had uttered its last shriek and burst。 One awkward shave of the air from
the wooden razor�察�and everything changed。 Tight office´doors flew open�察�
panels yielded�察�books�察�newspapers�察�travelling´caps and wrappers broke out
of brick walls�察�money chinked�察�conveyances oppressed by nightmares of
luggage came careering into the yard�察�porters started up from secret places�察�
ditto the much´injured women�察�the shining bell�察�who lived in a little tray
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on stilts by himself�察�flew into a man's hand and clamoured violently。 The
pointsman aloft in the signal´box made the motions of drawing�察�with some
difficulty�察 �hogsheads of beer。 Down Train� �More bear� �Up Train� �
More beer。 Cross junction Train� �More beer� �Cattle Train� �More
beer。 Goods Train� �Simmering�察 �whistling�察 �trembling�察 �rumbling�察�
thundering。 Trains on the whole confusion of intersecting rails�察 �crossing
one another�察 �bumping one another�察 �hissing one another�察 �backing to go
forward�察 �tearing into distance to come close。 People frantic。 Exiles
seeking restoration to their native carriages�察 �and banished to remoter
climes。 More beer and more bell。 Then�察 �in a minute�察 �the Station
relapsed into stupor as the stoker of the Cattle Train�察 �the last to depart�察�
went gliding out of it�察 �wiping the long nose of his oil´can with a dirty
pocket´handkerchief。
By night�察 �in its unconscious state�察 �the Station was not so much as
visible。 Something in the air�察�like an enterprising chemist's established in
business on one of the boughs of Jack's beanstalk�察�was all that could be
discerned of it under the stars。 In a moment it would break out�察 �a
constellation of gas。 In another moment�察 �