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This affair was regarded by the elders as a sinful trespass on the
orderlyness that was needful in the Lord's house�察�and they called on me at
the manse that night�察�and said it would be a guilty connivance if I did not
rebuke and admonish Lady Macadam of the evil of her way�察�for they had
questioned daft Jenny�察 �and had got at the bottom of the whole plot and
mischief。 But I�察�who knew her ladyship's light way�察�would fain have had
the elders to overlook it�察 �rather than expose myself to her tantrums�察 �but
they considered the thing as a great scandal�察�so I was obligated to conform
to their wishes。 I might�察�however�察�have as well stayed at home�察�for her
ladyship was in one of her jocose humours when I went to speak to her on
the subject�察�and it was so far from my power to make a proper impression
on her of the enormity that had been committed�察�that she made me laugh�察�
in spite of my reason�察�at the fantastical drollery of her malicious prank on
Miss Betty Wudrife。
It�察 �however�察 �did not end here�察 �for the session�察 �knowing that it was
profitless to speak to the daft mother and daughter�察 �who had been the
instruments�察�gave orders to Willy Howking�察�the betheral�察�not to let them
again so far into the kirk�察�and Willy�察�having scarcely more sense than them
both�察�thought proper to keep them out next Sunday altogether。 The twa
said nothing at the time�察�but the adversary was busy with them�察�for�察�on the
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Wednesday following�察 �there being a meeting of the synod at Ayr�察 �to my
utter amazement the mother and daughter made their appearance there in
all their finery�察 �and raised a complaint against me and the session�察 �for
debarring them from church privileges。 No stage play could have
produced such an effect。 I was perfectly dumfoundered�察 �and every
member of the synod might have been tied with a straw�察 �they were so
overcome with this new device of that endless woman�察 �when bent on
provocationthe Lady Macadam�察 �in whom the saying was verified�察 �that
old folk are twice bairns�察�for in such plays�察�pranks�察�and projects�察�she was
as playrife as a very lassie at her sampler�察�and this is but a swatch to what
lengths she would go。 The complaint was dismissed�察 �by which the
session and me were assoilzied�察 �but I'll never forget till the day of my
death what I suffered on that occasion�察�to be so put to the wall by two born
idiots。
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CHAPTER XVII YEAR 1776
It belongs to the chroniclers of the realm to describe the damage and
detriment which fell on the power and prosperity of the kingdom�察 �by
reason of the rebellion�察�that was fired into open war�察�against the name and
authority of the king in the plantations of America�察 �for my task is to
describe what happened within the narrow bound of the pasturage of the
Lord's flock�察�of which�察�in his bounty and mercy�察�he made me the humble�察�
willing�察�but alas� �the weak and ineffectual shepherd。
About the month of February�察�a recruiting party came to our neighbour
town of Irville�察�to beat up for men to be soldiers against the rebels�察�and
thus the battle was brought�察�as it were�察�to our gates�察�for the very first man
that took on with them was one Thomas Wilson�察�a cottar in our clachan�察�
who�察�up to that time�察�had been a decent and creditable character。 He was
at first a farmer lad�察 �but had forgathered with a doited tawpy�察 �whom he
married�察�and had offspring three or four。 For some time it was noticed
that he had a down and thoughtful look�察 �that his cleeding was growing
bare�察�and that his wife kept an untrig house�察�which�察�it was feared by many�察�
was the cause of Thomas going o'er often to the change´house�察�he was�察�in
short�察�during the greater part of the winter�察�evidently a man foregone in the
pleasures of this world�察�which made all that knew him compassionate his
situation。
No doubt�察�it was his household ills that burdened him past bearing�察�and
made him go into Irville�察�when he heard of the recruiting�察�and take on to
be a soldier。 Such a wally´wallying as the news of this caused at every
door�察 �for the red´coatsfrom the persecuting days�察 �when the black´cuffs
rampaged through the countrysoldiers that fought for hire were held in
dread and as a horror among us�察�and terrible were the stories that were told
of their cruelty and sinfulness�察�indeed�察�there had not been wanting in our
time a sample of what they were�察�as witness the murder of Jean Glaikit by
Patrick O'Neil�察�the Irish corporal�察�anent which I have treated at large in the
memorables of the year 1774。
A meeting of the session was forthwith held�察 �for here was Thomas
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Wilson's wife and all his weans�察 �an awful cess�察�thrown upon the parish�察�
and it was settled outright among us�察�that Mr Docken�察�who was then an
elder�察�but is since dead�察�a worthy man�察�with a soft tongue and a pleasing
manner�察 �should go to Irville�察 �and get Thomas�察 �if possible�察 �released from
the recruiters。 But it was all in vain�察�the sergeant would not listen to him�察�
for Thomas was a strapping lad�察 �nor would the poor infatuated man
himself agree to go back�察�but cursed like a cadger�察�and swore that�察�if he
stayed any longer among his plagues�察�he would commit some rash act�察�so
we were saddled with his family�察�which was the first taste and preeing of
what war is when it comes into our hearths�察�and among the breadwinners。
The evil�察�however�察�did not stop here。 Thomas�察�when he was dressed
out in the king's clothes�察�came over to see his bairns�察�and take a farewell of
his friends�察�and he looked so gallant�察�that the very next market´day another
lad of the parish listed with him�察�but he was a ramplor�察�roving sort of a
creature�察 �and�察 �upon the whole�察 �it was thought he did well for the parish
when he went to serve the king。
The listing was a catching distemper。 Before the summer was over�察�
the other three of the farming lads went off with the drum�察�and there was a
wailing in the parish�察 �which made me preach a touching discourse。 I
likened the parish to a widow woman with a small family�察�sitting in her
cottage by the fireside�察�herself spinning with an eident wheel�察�ettling her
best to get them a bit and a brat�察�and the poor weans all canty about the
hearthstanethe little ones at their playocks�察�and the elder at their tasks
the callans working with hooks and lines to catch them a meal of fish in
the morning and the lassies working stockings to sell at the next
Marymas fair。´ ´And then I likened war to a calamity coming among them´
´the callans drowned at their fishingthe lassies led to a misdoingand the
feckless wee bairns laid on the bed of sickness�察 �and their poor forlorn
mother sitting by herself at the embers of a cauldrife fire�察�her tow done�察�
and no a bodle to buy more�察�drooping a silent and salt tear for her babies�察�
and thinking of days that war gone�察 �and�察 �like Rach