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outstretched and warning finger of authority。;
;Well�察�Kong�察─�he said at length�察�after considering my words attentively�察�
;I always thought that your mental outlook was a hash of Black Art�察�paper
lanterns�察�blank verse�察�twilight�察�and delirium tremens�察�but hang me if you
aren't sound on finance�察�and I only wish that you'd get some of my friends
to look at the matter of borrowing in your own reasonable�察�broad´minded
light。 The question is�察�what next�拭─�
I replied that I leaned heavily against his sagacious insight�察 �adding�察�
however�察�that even among a nation of barbarians one who could repeat the
three hundred and eleven poems comprising the Book of Odes from
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beginning to end�察�and claim the degree ;Assured Genius; would ever be
certain of a place。
;Yes�察─�replied William Greyson�察�in the workhouse。 Put your degree
in your inside pocket�察 �Kong�察 �and don't mention it。 You'll have far more
chance as a distressed mariner。 The casual wards are full of B。A。's�察�but the
navy can't get enough A。B。's at any price。 What do you say to an organ�察�by
the way�拭 �Mysterious musicians generally go down well�察 �and I dare say
there's room for a change from veiled ladies�察 �persecuted captains and
indigent earls。 You ought to make a sensation。;
;Is it in the nature of melodious sounds upon winding a handle�拭─ �I
asked�察 �not at the moment grasping with certainty to what organ he
referred。
;Well�察�some call them that�察─�he admitted�察 �others don't。 I suppose�察�now�察�
you wouldn't care to walk to Brighton with your feet tied together�察�or your
hair in curl papers�察�and then get on at a music hall�拭�Or would there be any
chance of your Legation kidnapping you if it was properly worked�拭�'Kong
Ho�察�the great Chinese Reformer�察�tells the Story of his Life��'there ought to
be money in it。 Are you a reformer or the leader of a secret society�察�
Kong�拭─�
;On the contrary�察─ �I replied�察 �we of our Line have ever been
unflinching in our loyalty to the dynasty of Tsing。;
;You ought to have known better�察�then。 It's a poor business being that
in your country nowadays。 Pity there are no bye´elections on the African
Labour Question�察�or you'd be snapped up for a procession。;
To this I replied that although the idea of moving in a processional
triumph would readily ensnare the minds of the light and fantastic�察 �I
should prefer some more literary occupation�察�submissively adding that in
such a case I would not stiffen my joints against the most menial lot�察�even
that of blending my voice in a laudatory chorus�察 �or of carrying official
pronouncements about the walls of the city�察�for it is said with justice�察 �The
starving man does not peel his melon�察�nor do the parched first wipe round
the edges of the proffered cup。;
;If you've set your mind on something literary�察─ �said Beveledge
confidently�察 �you have every chance of finishing up in a chorus or carrying
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printed placards about the streets�察 �certainly。 When it comes to that�察�look
me up in Eastcheap。; With this encouraging assurance of my ultimate
success he left me�察 �and rejoicing that I had not fallen into the snare of
opposing a written destiny�察�I sought the literary quarters of the city。 *
When this person has been able to write of any custom or facet of
existence here in a strain of conscientious esteem�察�he has not hesitated to
dip his brush deeply into the inkpot。 Reverting backwards�察�this barbarian
enactment of not permitting those who from any cause have decided upon
spending the night in a philosophical abstraction to repose upon the public
seats about the swards and open spaces is not conceived in a mood of
affable toleration。 Nevertheless there are deserted places beyond the
furthest limits of the city where a more amiable full´face is shown。 On the
eleventh day of this one's determination to sustain himself by the exercise
of his literary style�察�he was journeying about sunset towards one of these
spots�察�subduing the grosser instincts of mankind by reviewing the wisdom
of the sublime Lao Ch'un�察�who decided that heat and cold�察�pain and fatigue�察�
and mental distress�察�have no real existence�察�and are therefore amenable to
logical disproof�察 �while the cravings of hunger and thirst are merely the
superfluous attributes of a former and lower state of existence�察 �when a
passer´by�察 �who for some distance had been alternately advancing before
and remaining behind�察�matched his footsteps into mine。
;Whichee way walk´go�察 �John�察 �eh�拭─ �said this unfortunate being�察 �who
appeared to be suffering from a laborious deformity of speech。 ;Allee
samee load me。 Chin´chin。; Filled with compassion for one who evidently
found himself alone in a strange land�察�in the absence of his more highly´
accomplished companion�察�unable to indicate his wants and requirements to
those about him�察�I regretfully admitted that I had not chanced to encounter
that John whose wandering footsteps he sought�察 �and to indicate�察 �by not
leaving him abruptly�察 �that I maintained a sympathetic concern over his
welfare�察�I pointed out to him the exceptional brilliance of the approaching
night�察�adding that I myself was then directing a course towards a certain
spacious Heath�察�a few li distant in the north。
;Sing´dance tomollow�察�then�拭─�he said�察�with a condensed air of general
disappointment。 ;Chop´chop in a pay look´see show on HamHamstloh
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damme� �on 'Ampstead 'Eath�拭�Booked up�察�eh�察�John�拭─�
Gradually convinced that it was becoming necessary to readjust the
significance of the incident�察�I replied that I had no intention of partaking of
chops or food of any variety in an erected tent�察�but merely of passing the
night in an intellectual seclusion。
;Oh�察─ �said the one who was walking by my side�察 �regarding my
garments with engaging attention�察 �and at the same time appearing to
regain an unruffled speech as though the other had been an assumed
device�察 �I understandthe Blue Sky Hotel。 Well�察�I've stayed there once or
twice myself。 A bit down on your uppers�察�eh�拭─�
;Assuredly this person may perchance lay his upper parts down for a
short space of time�察─�I admitted�察�when I had traced out the symbolism of
the words。 ;As it is humanely written in The Books�察�'Sleep and suicide are
the free refuges equally of the innocent and the guilty。';
;Oh�察 �come now�察 �don't�察─ �exclaimed the energetic person�察 �striking
himself together by means of his two hands。 ;It's sinful to talk about
suicide the day before bank holiday。 Why�察 �my only Somali warrior has
vamoosed with his full make´up�察�and the Magnetic Girl too�察�and I never
thought of suicideonly whether to turn my old woman into a Veiled
Beauty of the Harem or a Hairy Lama from Tibet。;
Not absolutely grasping the emergency�察 �yet in a