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personality�察�but in her presence my internal organs never failed to vibrate
with a most entrancing uncertainty�察 �and even now�察 �at the recollection of
her virtuous demeanour�察�I am by no means settled within myself。
;Well�察─ �exclaimed this melodious vision�察 �with sympathetic tact�察 �if
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every one is going to disown poor Hercules because he has eaten all our
dinners�察�I shall be quite willing to have him�察�for he is a dzear ole loveykins�察�
wasn't ums�拭─ 。�This�察 �O my immaculate and dignified sire�察 �which I
transcribe with faithful undeviation�察�appears to be the dialect of a remote
province�察�spoken only by maidensboth young and of autumnal solitude
under occasional mental stress�察�as of a native of Shan´si relapsing without
consciousness into his uncouth tongue after passing a lifetime in the
Capital。�� ;Don't you think so too�察�Mr。 Kong�拭─�
;When the sun shines the shadow falls�察 �for truly it is said�察 �'To the
faithful one even the voice of the corncrake at evening speaks of his
absent love��'; replied this person�察�so engagingly disconcerted at being thus
openly addressed by the maiden that he retained no delicate impression of
what she said�察�or even of what he was replying�察�beyond an unassuming
hope that the nature of his feelings might perchance be inoffensively
revealed to her in the semblance of a discreet allegory。
;Perhaps�察─ �interposed a person of neglected refinement�察 �turning
towards the maiden�察 �you would like to have a corncrake also�察�to remind
you of Mr。 Kong�拭─�
;I do not know what a corncrake is like�察─ �replied the maiden with
commendable dignity。 ;I do not think so�察�however�察�for I once had a pair of
canaries�察 �and I found them very unsatisfying�察 �insipid creatures。 But I
should love to have a little dog I am sure�察�only Miss Blank won't hear of
it。;
;Kong Ho�察─�thought this person inwardly�察 �not in vain have you burnt
joss sticks unceasingly�察�for the enchanting one has said into your eyes that
she would love to partake of a little dog。 Assuredly we have recently
consumed the cold portion of sheep on more occasions than a strict
honourableness could require of those who pay a stated sum at regular
intervals�察�and the change would be a welcome one。 As she truly says�察�the
flavour even of canaries is trivial and insignificant by comparison。;
During the period of dinnerwhich consisted of eggs and green herbs of
the fieldthis person allowed the contemplation to grow within him�察�and
inspired by a most pleasant and disinterested ambition to carry out the
expressed wishes of the one who had spoken�察 �he determined that the
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matter should be unobtrusively arranged despite the mercenary opposition
of the Maidens Blank。
This person had already learned by experience that dogs are rarely if
ever exposed for sale in the stalls of the meat venders�察�the reason doubtless
being that they are articles of excessive luxury and reserved by law for the
rich and powerful。 Those kept by private persons are generally closely
guarded when they approach a desirable condition of body�察�and the hound
Hercules would not prove an attractive dish to those who had known him
in life。 Nevertheless�察�it is well said�察 �The Great Wall is unsurmountable�察�
but there are many gaps through�察─ �and that same evening I was able to
carry the first part of my well´intentioned surprise into effect。
The matter now involves one named Herbert�察�who having exchanged
gifts of betrothal with a maiden staying at the house�察�was in the habit of
presenting himself openly�察 �when he was permitted to see her�察 �after the
manner of these barbarians。 ��Yet even of them the more discriminating
acknowledge that our customs are immeasurably superior�察 �for when I
explained to the aged father of the Maidens Blank that among us the
marriage rites are irrevocably performed before the bride is seen unveiled
by man�察�he sighed heavily and exclaimed that the parents of this country
had much to learn。��
The genial´minded Herbert had already acquired for himself the
reputation of being one who ceaselessly removes the gravity of others�察�
both by word and action�察�and from the first he selected this obscure person
for his charitable purpose to a most flattering extent。 Not only did heon
the pretext that his memory was rebelliousinvariably greet me as ;Mr。
Hong Kong�察─ �but on more than one occasion he insisted�察 �with mirth´
provoking reference to certain details of my unbecoming garments�察�that I
must surely have become confused and sent a Mrs。 Hong Kong instead of
myself�察�and frequently he undermined the gravity of all most successfully
by pulling me backwards suddenly by the pigtail�察 �with the plea that he
imagined he was picking up his riding´whip。 This attractive person was
always accompanied by a formidable dogof convex limbs�察�shrunken lip�察�
and suspicious demeanourwhich he called Influenza�察 �to the excessive
amusement of those to whom he related its characteristics。 For some
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inexplicable reason from the first it regarded my lower apparel as being
unsuitable for the ordinary occasions of life�察�and in spite of the low hissing
call by which its master endeavoured to attract its attention to himself�察�it
devoted its energies unceasingly to the self´imposed task of removing
them fragment by fragment。 Nevertheless it was a dog of favourable size
and condition�察�and it need not therefore be a matter for surprise that when
the intellectual person Herbert took his departure on the day in question it
had to be assumed that it had already preceded him。 Having accomplished
so much�察�this person found little difficulty in preparing it tastefully in his
own apartment�察�and making the substitution on the following day。
Although his mind was confessedly enlarged at the success of his
venture�察�and his hopes most ornamentally coloured at the thought of the
adorable one's gratified esteem when she discovered how expertly her
wishes had been carried out�察�this person could not fail to notice that the
Maiden Blank was also materially agitated when she distributed the
contents of the dish before her。
;Will you�察 �of your enlightened courtesy�察 �accept�察 �and overlook the
deficiencies of�察 �a portion of rabbit´pie�察 �O high´souled Mr。 Kong�拭─ �she
inquired gracefully when this insignificant person was reached�察 �and�察�
concealing my many´hued emotion beneath an impassive face�察 �I bowed
agreeably as I replied�察 �To the beggar�察�black bread is a royal course。;
;WHAT pie did you say�察�dear�拭─�whispered another autumnal maiden�察�
when all had partaken somewhat�察 �and at her words a most consistently
acute silence involved the table。
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