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already been better expressed a hundred times�察�and that I would find the
behind parts of a printed leaf called ;Punch; in the bookcase。 Not being
desirous of carrying on a conversation of which I felt that I had misplaced
the most highly rectified ingredient�察 �I bowed repeatedly�察 �and replied
affably that wisdom ruled his left side and truth his right。
It was upon this same occasion that a young man of unprejudiced
wide´mindedness�察�taking me aside�察�asserted that the matter had not been
properly set forth when I was inquiring about kites。 Both old and young
men�察 �he continued�察 �frequently endeavoured to fly kites�察 �even in the
involved heart of the city。 He had tried once or twice himself�察�but never
with encouraging success�察�chiefly�察�he was told�察�because his paper was not
good enough。 Many people�察�he added�察 �would not scruple to mislead me
with evasive ambiguity on this one subject owing to an ill´balanced
conception of what constituted true dignity�察�but he was unwilling that his
countrymen should be thought by mine to be sunk into a deeper barbarism
than actually existed。
His warning was not inopportune。 Seated next to this person at a later
period was a maiden from whose agreeably´poised lips had hitherto
proceeded nothing but sincerity and fact。 Watching her closely I asked her�察�
as one who only had a languid interest either one way or the other�察�
whether her revered father or her talented and richly´apparelled brothers
ever spent their time flying kites about the city。 In spite of a most efficient
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self´control her colour changed at my words�察�and her features trembled for
a moment�察�but quickly reverting to herself she replied that she thought not�察�
thenas though to subdue my suspicions more completelythat she was
sure they did not�察�as the kites would certainly frighten the horses and the
appointed watchmen of the street would not allow it。 She confessed�察�
however�察�with unassumed candour�察�that the immediate descendants of her
sister were gracefully proficient in the art。
From this�察 �great and enlightened one�察 �you will readily perceive how
misleading an impression might be carried away by a person scrupulously´
intentioned but not continually looking both ways�察�when placed among a
people endowed with the uneasy suspicion of the barbarian and struggling
to assert a doubtful refinement。 Apart from this�察�there has to be taken into
consideration their involved process of reasoning�察 �and the unexpectedly
different standards which they apply to every subject。
At the house of the Maidens Blank�察�when the evening was not spent in
listening to melodious voices and the harmony of stringed woods�察�it was
usual to take part in sit´round games of various kinds。 ��And while it is on
his brush this person would say with commendable pride that a well´
trained musician among us can extort more sound from a hollow wooden
pig�察�costing only a few cash�察�than the most skilful here ever attain on their
largest instrumenta highly´lacquered coffin on legs�察�filled with bells and
hidden springs�察�and frequently sold for a thousand taels。��
Upon a certain evening�察�at the conclusion of one sit´round game which
involved abrupt music�察�a barrier of chairs�察�and the exhilarating possibility
of being sat upon by the young and vivacious in their zeal�察�a person of the
company turned suddenly to the one who is communicating with you and
said enticingly�察 �Why did Birdcage Walk�拭─�
Not judging from his expression that this was other than a polite
inquiry on a matter which disturbed his repose�察 �I was replying that the
manifestation was undoubtedly the work of a vexatious demon which had
taken up its abode in the article referred to�察 �when another�察 �by my side�察�
cried aloud�察 �Because it envied Queen Anne's Gate;�察�and without a pause
cast back the question�察 �Who carved The Poultry�拭─�
In spite of the apparent simplicity of the demand it was received by all
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in an attitude of complicated doubt�察 �and this person was considering
whether he might not acquire distinction by replying that such an office
fell by custom to the lot of the more austere Maiden Blank�察�when the very
inadequate reply�察 �Mark Lane with St。 Mary's Axe�察─ �was received with
applause and some observations in a half´tone regarding the identity of the
fowl。
By the laws of the sit´round games the one who had last spoken now
proclaimed himself�察�demanding to know�察 �Why did Battersea Rise�拭─�but
the involvement was evidently superficial�察 �for the maiden at whose
memory this one's organs still vibrate ignobly at once replied�察 �Because it
thought Clapham Common�察─ �in turn inquiring�察 �What made the Marble
Arch�拭─�
Although I would have willingly sacrificed to an indefinite extent to be
furnished with the preconcerted watchword�察�so that I might have enlarged
myself in the eyes of this consecrated being's unapproachable esteem�察 �I
had already decided that the competition was too intangible for one whose
thoughts lay in well´defined parallel lines�察�and it fell to another to reply�察�
;To hear Salisbury Court。;
This�察 �O my broad´minded ancestor of the first degreean aimless
challenge coupled with the name of one recognisable spot�察�replied to by
the haphazard retort of another place�察 �frequently in no way joined to it�察�
was regarded as an exceptionally fascinating sit´round game by a company
of elderly barbarians� �
;What couldn't Walbrook�拭─�it might be�察�and ;Such Cheapside�察─�would
be deemed a praiseworthy solution。 ;When did King's Bench Walk�拭─�
would be asked�察�and to reply�察 �When Gray's Inn Road�察─�covered the one
with overpowering acclamation。 ;Bevis Marks only an Inner Circle at The
Butts�察�why�拭─�was a demand of such elaborate complexity that ��although
this person was lured out of his self´imposed restraint by the silence of all
round�察�and submerging his intelligence to an acquired level�察�unobtrusively
suggested�察 �Because Aylesbury ducks�察 �perchance;�� it fell to the one
propounding to announce�察 �Because St。 John's Wood Shoot´up Hill。;
Admittedly it is written�察 �When the shutter is fastened the girdle is
loosened�察─�but it is as truly said�察 �Not in the head�察�nor yet in the feet�察�but in
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the organs of digestion does wisdom reside�察─ �and even in jesting the
middle course of neither an excessive pride nor an absolute weak´
mindedness is to be observed。 With what concrete pangs of acute mental
distress would this person ever behold his immaculate progenitor taking
part in a similar sit´round game with an assembly of worthy mandarins�察�
the one asking questions of meaningless import�察 �as ;Why did they
Hangkow�拭─�and another replying in an equal strain of no consecutiveness�察�
;In order to T'in Tung� ─�
At length a person who is spoken of as having formerly been the
captain of a band of warriors turned to me with an unsuspected absence of
f