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between�察�though two of 'em are by rights bridges。 And I claim that's a job
for any full´grown man。;
He began shovelling again in the road as if to prove how busy he was。
There had been a small landslide from an open cut on one side and a mass
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of gravel and small boulders lay scattered on the smooth macadam。 I
watched him for a moment。 I love to watch the motions of vigorous men at
work�察�the easy play of the muscles�察�the swing of the shoulders�察�the vigour
of stoutly planted legs。 He evidently considered the conversation closed�察�
and I�察�aswell�察�as a dusty man of the roadeasily dismissed。 ��You have no
idea�察�until you try it�察�what a weight of prejudice the man of the road has to
surmount before he is accepted on easy terms by the ordinary members of
the human race。��
A few other well´intentioned observations on my part having elicited
nothing but monosyllabic replies�察�I put my bag down by the roadside and�察�
going up to the wagon�察�got out a shovel�察�and without a word took my place
at the other end of the landslide and began to shovel for all I was worth。
I said not a word to the husky road´worker and pretended not to look
at him�察�but I saw him well enough out of the corner of my eye。 He was
evidently astonished and interested�察 �as I knew he would be�此 �it was
something entirely new on the road。 He didn't quite know whether to be
angry�察 �or amused�察 �or sociable。 I caught him looking over at me several
times�察�but I offered no response�察�then he cleared his throat and said�此�
;Where you from�拭─ �I answered with a monosyllable which I knew he
could not quite catch。 Silence again for some time�察 �during which I
shovelled valiantly and with great inward amusement。 Oh�察�there is nothing
like cracking a hard human nut� �I decided at that moment�察 �to have him
invite me to supper。
Finally�察 �when I showed no signs of stopping my work�察 �he himself
paused and leaned on his shovel。 I kept right on。
;Say�察�partner�察─�said he�察�finally�察 �did YOU read those signs as you come
up the road�拭─�
;Yes�察─�I said�察 �but they weren't for me�察�either。 My section's a long one�察�
too。;
;Say�察�you ain't a road´worker�察�are you�拭─�he asked eagerly。
;Yes�察─ �said I�察 �with a sudden inspiration�察 �that's exactly what I ama
road´worker。;
;Put her there�察 �then�察 �partner�察─ �he said�察 �with a broad smile on his
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bronzed face。
He and I struck hands�察�rested on our shovels ��like old hands at it���察�and
looked with understanding into each other's eyes。 We both knew the trade
and the tricks of the trade�察�all bars were down between us。 The fact is�察�we
had both seen and profited by the peculiar signs at the roadside。
;Where's your section�拭─�he asked easily。
;Well�察─�I responded after considering the question�察 �I have a very long
and hard section。 It begins at a place called Prosy Commondo you know
it��and reaches to the top of Clear Hill。 There are several bad spots on the
way�察�I can tell you。;
;Don't know it�察─�said the husky road´worker�察 �'tain't round here�察�is it�拭�
In the town of Sheldon�察�maybe�拭─�
Just at this moment�察 �perhaps fortunately�察 �for there is nothing so
difficult to satisfy as the appetite of people for specific information�察 �a
motor´car whizzed past�察�the driver holding up his hand in greeting�察�and the
road´worker and I responding in accordance with the etiquette of the Great
Road。
;There he goes in the ruts again�察─�said the husky road´worker。 ;Why is
it�察�I'd like to know�察�that every one wants to run in the same identical track
when they've got the whole wide road before 'em�拭─�
;That's what has long puzzled me�察 �too�察─ �I said。 ;Why WILL people
continue to run in ruts�拭─�
;It don't seem to do no good to put up signs�察─�said the road´worker。
;Very little indeed�察─�said I。 ;The fact is�察�people have got to be bumped
out of the ruts they get into。;
;You're right�察─�said he enthusiastically�察�and his voice dropped into the
tone of one speaking to a member of the inner guild。 ;I know how to get
'em。;
;How�拭─�I asked in an equally mysterious voice。
;I put a stone or two in the ruts� ─�
;Do you�拭─�I exclaimed。 ;I've done that very thing myselfmany a time� �
Just place a good hard truI mean stone�察 �with a bit of common dust
sprinkled over it�察�in the middle of the rut�察�and they'll look out for THAT
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rut for some time to come。;
;Ain't it gorgeous�察─�said the husky road´worker�察�chuckling joyfully�察 �to
see 'em bump�拭─�
;It is�察─�said I;gorgeous。;
After that�察�shovelling part of the time in a leisurely way�察�and part of
the time responding to the urgent request of the signs by the roadside ��it
pays to advertise�。��察�the husky road´worker and I discussed many great and
important subjects�察 �all�察 �however�察 �curiously related to roads。 Working all
day long with his old horse�察 �removing obstructions�察 �draining out the
culverts�察�filling ruts and holes with new stone�察�and repairing the damage of
rain and storm�察 �the road´worker was filled with a world of practical
information covering roads and road´making。 And having learned that I
was of the same calling�察�we exchanged views with the greatest enthusiasm。
It was astonishing to see how nearly in agreement we were as to what
constituted an ideal road。
;Almost everything�察─ �said he�察 �depends on depth。 If you get a good
solid foundation�察�the' ain't anything that can break up your road。;
;Exactly what I have discovered�察─�I responded。 ;Get down to bedrock
and do an honest job of building。;
;And don't have too many sharp turns。;
;No�察─�said I�察 �long�察�leisurely curves are bestall through life。 You have
observed that nearly all the accidents on the road are due to sharp
turnings。;
;Right you are� ─�he exclaimed。
;A man who tries to turn too sharply on his way nearly always skids。;
;Or else turns turtle in the ditch。;
But it was not until we reached the subject of oiling that we mounted
to the real summit of enthusiastic agreement。 Of all things on the road�察�or
above the road�察�or in the waters under the road�察�there is nothing that the
road´worker dislikes more than oil。
;It's all right�察─�said he�察 �to use oil for surfacin' and to keep down the
dust。 You don't need much and it ain't messy。 But sometimes when you see
oil pumped on a road�察�you know that either the contractor has been jobbin'�察�
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or else the road's worn out and ought to be rebuilt。;
;That's exactly what I've found�察─ �said I。 ;Let a road become almost
impassable with ruts and rocks and dust�察�and immediately some man says�察�
'Oh�察�it's all rightput on a little oil';
;That's what our supervisor is always sayin'�察─�said the road´worker。
;Yes�察─ �I responded�察 �it usually is the supervisor。 He lives by it。 He
wants to smooth over the defects�察 �he wants to lay the dust that every
passerby kicks up�察 �he tries to smear over