the complete writings-2-第8章
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his map； or let him ask the way； and he will have a half dozen of the persistent guild upon him； and they cannot easily be shaken off。 The afternoon we arrived； we had barely got into our rooms at Brack's Oude Doelan； when a gray…headed commissionaire knocked at our door； and offered his services to show us the city。 We deferred the pleasure of his valuable society。 Shortly； when we came down to the street； a smartly dressed Israelite took off his hat to us； and offered to show us the city。 We declined with impressive politeness； and walked on。 The Jew accompanied us； and attempted conversation； in which we did not join。 He would show us everything for a guilder an hour；for half a guilder。 Having plainly told the Jew that we did not desire his attendance； he crossed to the other side of the street； and kept us in sight； biding his opportunity。 At the end of the street； we hesitated a moment whether to cross the bridge or turn up by the broad canal。 The Jew was at our side in a moment； having divined that we were on the way to the Dam and the palace。 He obligingly pointed the way； and began to walk with us； entering into conversation。 We told him pointedly； that we did not desire his services； and requested him to leave us。 He still walked in our direction； with the air of one much injured； but forgiving； and was more than once beside us with a piece of information。 When we finally turned upon him with great fierceness； and told him to begone； he regarded us with a mournful and pitying expression； and as the last act of one who returned good for evil； before he turned away； pointed out to us the next turn we were to make。 I saw him several times afterward； and I once had occasion to say to him； that I had already told him I would not employ him； and he always lifted his hat； and looked at me with a forgiving smile。 I felt that I had deeply wronged him。 As we stood by the statue； looking up at the eastern pediment of the palace； another of the tribe （they all speak a little English） asked me if I wished to see the palace。 I told him I was looking at it； and could see it quite distinctly。 Half a dozen more crowded round； and proffered their aid。 Would I like to go into the palace ？ They knew； and I knew； that they could do nothing more than go to the open door； through which they would not be admitted； and that I could walk across the open square to that； and enter alone。 I asked the first speaker if he wished to go into the palace。 Oh； yes！ he would like to go。 I told him he had better go at once；… …they had all better go in together and see the palace；it was an excellent opportunity。 They seemed to see the point； and slunk away to the other side to wait for another stranger。
I find that this plan works very well with guides： when I see one approaching； I at once offer to guide him。 It is an idea from which he does not rally in time to annoy us。 The other day I offered to show a persistent fellow through an old ruin for fifty kreuzers： as his price for showing me was forty…eight； we did not come to terms。 One of the most remarkable guides； by the way； we encountered at Stratford…on…Avon。 As we walked down from the Red Horse Inn to the church； a full…grown boy came bearing down upon us in the most wonderful fashion。 Early rickets； I think； had been succeeded by the St。 Vitus' dance。 He came down upon us sideways； his legs all in a tangle； and his right arm； bent and twisted； going round and round； as if in vain efforts to get into his pocket； his fingers spread out in impotent desire to clutch something。 There was great danger that he would run into us； as he was like a steamer with only one side…wheel and no rudder。 He came up puffing and blowing； and offered to show us Shakespeare's tomb。 Shade of the past； to be accompanied to thy resting…place by such an object！ But he fastened himself on us； and jerked and hitched along in his side…wheel fashion。 We declined his help。 He paddled on； twisting himself into knots； and grinning in the most friendly manner。 We told him to begone。 〃I am；〃 said he； wrenching himself into a new contortion； 〃I am what showed Artemus Ward round Stratford。〃 This information he repeated again and again； as if we could not resist him after we had comprehended that。 We shook him off； but when we returned at sundown across the fields； from a visit to Anne Hathaway's cottage； we met the sidewheeler cheerfully towing along a large party； upon whom he had fastened。
The people of Amsterdam are only less queer than their houses。 The men dress in a solid； old…fashioned way。 Every one wears the straight； high…crowned silk hat that went out with us years ago； and the cut of clothing of even the most buckish young fellows is behind the times。 I stepped into the Exchange； an immense interior； that will hold five thousand people； where the stock…gamblers meet twice a day。 It was very different from the terrible excitement and noise of the Paris Bourse。 There were three or four thousand brokers there； yet there was very little noise and no confusion。 No stocks were called； and there was no central ring for bidding； as at the Bourse and the New York Gold Room； but they quietly bought and sold。 Some of the leading firms had desks or tables at the side； and there awaited orders。 Everything was phlegmatically and decorously done。
In the streets one still sees peasant women in native costume。 There was a group to…day that I saw by the river； evidently just crossed over from North Holland。 They wore short dresses； with the upper skirt looped up； and had broad hips and big waists。 On the head was a cap with a fall of lace behind； across the back of the head a broad band of silver （or tin） three inches broad； which terminated in front and just above the ears in bright pieces of metal about two inches square； like a horse's blinders； Only flaring more from the head； across the forehead and just above the eyes a gilt band； embossed； on the temples two plaits of hair in circular coils； and on top of all a straw hat； like an old…fashioned bonnet） stuck on hindside before。 Spiral coils of brass wire； coming to a point in front； are also worn on each side of the head by many。 Whether they are for ornament or defense； I could not determine。
Water is brought into the city now from Haarlem； and introduced into the best houses； but it is still sold in the streets by old men and women； who sit at the faucets。 I saw one dried…up old grandmother； who sat in her little caboose； fighting away the crowd of dirty children who tried to steal a drink when her back was turned； keeping count of the pails of water carried away with a piece of chalk on the iron pipe； and trying to darn her stocking at the same time。 Odd things strike you at every turn。 There is a sledge drawn by one poor horse； and on the front of it is a cask of water pierced with holes； so that the water squirts out and wets the stones； making it easier sliding for the runners。 It is an ingenious people！
After all； we drove out five miles to Broek； the clean village； across the Y； up the canal； over flatness flattened。 Broek is a humbug； as almost all show places are。 A wooden little village on a stagnant canal； into which carriages do not drive； and where the front doors of the houses are never open； a dead； uninteresting place； neat but not specially pretty； where you are shown into one house got up for the purpose； which looks inside like a crockery shop； and has a stiff little garden with box trained in shapes of animals and furniture。 A roomy…breeched young Dutchman； whose trousers went up to his neck； and his hat to a peak； walked before us in slow and cow…like fashion； and showed us the place； especially some horrid pleasure…grounds； with an image of an old man reading in a summer…house； and an old couple in a cottage who sat at a table and worked； or ate； I forget which； by clock…work； while a dog barked by the same means。 In a pond was a wooden swan sitting on a stick； the water having receded； and left it high and dry。 Yet the trip is worth while for the view of the country and the people on the way： men and women towing boats on the canals； the red…tiled houses painted green； and in the distance the vill
